Dogs are awesome but they don’t always work as intended. The dogs featured in this article have all begun to malfunction. They are, at times, unable to act as dogs normally do and the results are hilarious. Within this article, you’ll find 65 pictures of malfunctioning canines who have forgotten “how to dog.”
The Dog Licked My Homework
We’ve all heard the excuse that a dog ate my homework but this dog here plans on just licking the homework. You can still turn in the paper, it’s just it’ll be a little bit moist and possibly filled with bacteria.
Owner Hid A Phone Playing Bird Sounds From YouTube In Tree Branches
The person who took this photo put YouTube videos featuring the sounds of birds on their phone and placed it within the branches of this tree. The dog in the photo is having some type of existential crisis.
Eating From A Fork and Sitting Real Weird
There are two things you may want to notice about this photo. First, the man in the photo is feeding the dog with a fork. Second of all, the dog appears to be sitting with their rear end firmly planted on the ground and legs spread eagle to either side.
Photobombing Dog In Nature
Dogs are some of the best photobombers in the wildlife kingdom. Unfortunately, the dog in this photo doesn’t appear to be having that good of a time. This photo was taken right after they went on a long rant about having seen a double rainbow.
Not Always So Photogenic
Dogs, like humans, know how to pose for photos. When you catch them in the act of doing something, however, the results are quite different. Take the dog in this photo who looks great when they strike a pose but somewhat monstrous when caught in the act of running.
Dog’s Name Is “Beak”
This lovely dog is named “Beak” and has a bit of an overbite. You can see their teeth coming through from this angle. Beak is a heck of a dog and very photogenic!
What Is This Bizarre Pose?
We are trying to figure out what exactly this dog is trying to express with their rather bizarre pose. They look as though they’re trying to puff up their chest a little bit perhaps feeling as though they have to defend their spot on the pillow.
Is This How I Catch A Frisbee??
The rule is you have to catch the frisbee but it doesn’t say anything about how you have to do it. This dog caught the frisbee but has taken a rather unique route to get there.
Dog Caught In Couch Cushions
We all lose things in the couch cushions pretty regularly. Keys, money, remote controls can all find themselves within a couch’s crevices. You can also find dogs in there from time to time as well.
Dog Finally Collects All The Balls
This is a photo of a dog who had finally rounded up all the balls that they had ever lost in the house. They just collapsed like this and stayed there for hours, satisfied that they had reached “peak dog.”
Dog Told To Sit, So They Did
This dog was told to sit and sit is what they did. They didn’t decide to sit like other dogs, however. They are a unique being and they’re method of sitting illustrates this.
Time For A Big Hug!
Do you ever see a dog and just want to run up and give it a great big hug? Well, sometimes dogs think that about humans too. Here we see one big pupper who just wants a big hug!
White Dog Plays In Mud
Here you are looking at a couple of before and after photos from a dog who went to the park. Evidently, it had rained recently and there was some mud on the ground. We’re not certain if this dog was invited back onto the furniture for several weeks.
What Your Dogs Do When You Are At Work
What you are looking at is a screenshot of somebody’s nanny cam that they looked at to see what their dogs got up to while they are away. It doesn’t appear as though their dogs cause much trouble but they sure do find some interesting places to sit.
Rami Malek As A Dog
You’ve probably seen Rami Malek in movies before. He was in Mr. Robot and played Freddie Mercury in a film about Queen. If not, don’t worry too much about it. Here’s a dog that looks just like him though!
Acting Totally Normal
Have you ever been having a day where you think you look really good and someone brings out a camera and you think ‘oh yeah I’m going to get my picture taken.’ Then, for reasons unknown, you strike a pose like this dog is doing.
Waiting For Her Bowl To Be Done In The Dishwasher
This dog’s bowl was put in the dishwasher and they aren’t quite certain how they should handle the situation. They have opted to go with a lying on the tile floors until the bowl is washed approach.
Big Sleep After A Long Day Of Playing
The dog you were looking at was taken to a daycare where they played for the entire time they were there. Once they got home, it was time for a big nap! You’ve probably had days where you wanted to do the same.
That Dissapointed Face
We’re not quite certain what has disappointed this dog to such a large degree but it is clear they are not happy about something. Did the walk not go for as long as they wanted it to? Have they finally grown tired of that trick where a human pretends to throw a ball but then holds on to it? Whatever the reason, this dog has had enough.
There Is No Hole In The Grass
Pugs have very flat faces and tend to be a little bit clumsy. That makes for some hilarious “dogging.” Take this pug, they’ve just smashed their face right into the grass. We assure you, there is no hole in the ground.
Dog Ready For Fashion Show After Walking Through Snow
This dog went for a stroll in the snow and came out looking like a poodle. They look like they are ready for the runway or a big time fashion show in Paris. in actuality, however, they are just going to get wet snow all through the house.
Wrapped In A Blanket Derp
This dog is actually coming back from surgery and for some reason the vet’s office has decided to wrap him up in a blanket. They look warm, snuggly, and like they are ready to derp.
Am I Not Supposed To Do This?
Look at the face on the dog in this photo. That is the face of someone who has been caught doing something they are not supposed to do. Clearly, that dog is not supposed to come into the kitchen through the window.
Is This Not How All Dogs Sit?
Here is another dog who has a rather unique way of sitting. This dog’s rear end is seated on the tile floor with both legs spread apart. It’s like they are a spider-dog hybrid.
How It Started, How It’s Going
We’ve all seen those ‘how it started and how it’s going’ memes online. Here is a perfect shot of a dog before 2020 started and then again after. It’s been difficult for all of us, pupper, it’s been difficult for all of us.
Mid-Shake Dogs Look Like Monsters
Dogs are some of the most majestic species in the wildlife kingdom. When they are frantically trying to shake themselves dry, however, they tend to be less photogenic.
Dog Sedated For Thunderstorms Becomes Anti-Drug Advertisement
The dog in this photo was given medication to settle them down during a thunderstorm. The medication worked a little too well, it appears. Now, it’s as if they are acting in their own anti drug commercial.
Sometimes It’s Nice To Just Be At The Dog Park
Sometimes you go through the entire process of bringing your dog to the dog park and all they want to do when they get there is sit on a bench. “We have things to sit on at home,” you think to yourself, but dogs are going to do what dogs are going to do.
Dalmation’s Life Made Easier
This rather large Dalmatian was tired of having to bend down really far to eat their food. So, their owners just put their food dish on the bottom step of a stairwell. This dogs not working harder, they are working smarter.
Dog Breathed In His Tongue
This dog has got himself into a bit of trouble. They decided to lick their nose at the same time they inhaled deeply and they almost ended up breathing in their tongue.
Sitting On Their Knees
Some dogs are just never told how to sit properly. This one figures you should put all your weight on your knees. That’s going to catch up to you in 20 years, however.
Just Chilling Out The Window
We’ve all seen dogs stick their head out of the window of a car and try to bite the air. This dog doesn’t need to be in a car to have that kind of fun, they just sit with their head out the top floor window all day.
Well, They Caught Their Tail
Many dogs chase their tail but few are ever able to catch up to it. This dog has caught his tail but at what cost?!? Who knows how long they will be wrapped up in this canine pretzel position.
Watching A Scary Movie
Dogs are not good in horror movies. They tend to have trouble during scary scenes as evidenced by this dog’s rather horrified reaction. Dogs are better with more family friendly entertainment.
A Lot Of Derping From This Dog
This dog has taken derping to a whole other level. It’s as if they have just given up on being a dog and are allowing themselves to sink fully into derpness. The human might be headed in that direction as well.
The Car Won’t Let Go Of The Ball
We’ve all seen those trailer hitches that look like they have a tennis ball attached to it. Yeah, dogs hate those. This dog here is putting in a really fantastic effort at trying to retrieve the ball but it’s not going to end how they want it to.
Dog Noticed A Bird Slam Into A Window
This is one of those perfect action shots caught on camera. The woman is going in to give some affection to her dog but the dog is far more distracted with a bird hitting the window.
Dog Trapped In Shower With No Clue How To Get Out
At some point, this dog got into the shower stall. They have no idea how to get out, however. The person who took the photo said they heard some whining and discovered their trapped dog in the shower. When you don’t fully understand how doors work, these things can happen.
Just Sitting How Dogs Normally Sit
Here we’ve got another dog that has their own approach to sitting. This one kind of likes to sit cross-legged like kids have to do in elementary school. This dog is better behaved than most kids that age, however.
Dog Enjoying Their Orthopedic Bed
The person who took this photo had just purchased an orthopedic bed for their canine pal. The dog definitely seems to like the orthopedic bed but isn’t quite using it how it was intended.
This Is Where I Go
This poor dog thinks that he’s an appliance. They’ve noticed they fit perfectly between the stove and fridge and that is where they will stay until it’s moving day.
Dog’s First Time In A Hotel…Decided To Sleep In The Shower
The person who took this photograph had just taken their dog into a pet friendly hotel. The dog responded to their first time staying in a hotel by sleeping in the shower stall.
Table For One
The person who took this photograph heard a loud crash and then walked into the room to find their dog walking around with a small table on top of its head. What exactly happened will never be known but that is part of what makes these photos so amazing.
Getting Ready For Bath Time
This little pupper is preparing for bath time by doing its best impression of a sponge. When water is added to this dog we’re not certain what exactly is going to happen but we imagine they will end up running through the entire house shortly after.
The Fire Department Will Have To Help This Dog Out
You are looking at a dog that has malfunctioned to such a large degree that they are on their way to the fire department. Rescue workers will have to cut them loose from getting their head caught in this structure. We’re not sure what exactly they have gotten their head stuck in but whatever it is, they can’t get it out.
Dog Caught Mid-Yawn
Have you ever thought you needed to yawn but then you open your mouth and for whatever reason, a yawn doesn’t come out? That’s sort of what this dog is doing. It could also be a sneeze but it’s definitely a doggy malfunction of some sort.
Dog Pooping On Walls
This dog has a thing where they seem to want to poop on walls. Why and how this habit developed is anyone’s guess but here’s a shot of it happening.
Fell Asleep Before They Could Get All The Way On The Chair
Here we see a dog that it’s all tuckered out. They appear to be dressed up in some costume and whatever they were doing all day long, it was tiring enough that they fell asleep before getting themselves fully onto the chair.
What A Comfortable Chair
Lots of people find different postures comfortable. What is comfortable for one person isn’t necessarily comfortable for another. This dog has its own very unique sense of comfort.
First Night With A King-Sized Bed
The person who took this photo mentioned that they dropped a thousand dollars on purchasing a king size bed. It didn’t take long until the dogs had kicked him completely out of it, however.
Driving To The Park
Fido here was a little upset that he hadn’t been taken to the park enough. He decided to take things into his own paws and drove himself there. Traffic was a nightmare.
Steve Was Always Different From His Brothers…
If you ask Steve, he says he’s just a unique and free spirit. If you ask his brothers, Steve is always just searching for attention. Can you guess which one is Steve?
Maybe If I Just Open My Mouth A Little Wider…
The dilemma this dog is having is that they are trying to fit a tennis ball in their mouth. They have got another tennis balls in their mouth just fine, but this one is proving a little bit more difficult and they don’t know why.
Dog Not Happy About Going For A Car Ride
Most dogs love going for a ride in the car. At some point, however, this dog has come to associate car rides with bad news. They look like a child who is being driven to school for the first day back after a long summer vacation.
I’m Innocent, I Tell Ya! Innocent!
Recently adopted puppies are a little like prisoners that you have decided to free. Here is this little pupper still in his carrying case trying to convince the guards that he didn’t do it.
This Dog Has It All Figured Out
This dog has everything all figured out. They know you have to really stop and enjoy the simple pleasures in life. The simple pleasures are usually belly rubs.
Hello, Is This The Window For Doggy Drive-Thru?
Hello? I ordered the biscuits and treats? Is anyone here to deliver my order to me?? Drive-thru dog windows mainly closed in the 1990s due to so few dogs owning cars.
If Only There Was An Easy Way To Get My Ball Back…
This poor dog saw the tennis ball roll under the fence and has no idea how they go about retrieving it. They are too big to get under the fence themselves, you see. If only there was another way to get the ball…
How Do I Use The Bed?
Look, if you were presented with a bed and you had never seen one before in your life, you might do something similar. Do I sleep under the mattress? This dog is just trying to do what it thinks it’s supposed to do.
Lounging On A Bean Bag Chair
No matter how much fun you might be having right now, and we do hope you are having some fun reading this article, you are not having as much fun as this dog on a bean bag chair is. This dog is simply having the best time possible.
Let’s Go To Popeyes!
You’ve never seen a dog more serious about going to Popeyes than this one. The commercial for Popeyes comes on and they point themselves in the direction of where they should go.
This Is How To Sit In A Chair
This dog found a rather unique way to sit on this chair. One of the best skills a dog has is being able to figure out how to sit comfortably in a wide range of scenarios. They don’t always take the shortest path to comfort, however.
I’m A Good Listener
This dog is demonstrating some real open body language. What they are trying to communicate is I’m here for you, I’m here to listen, and I support you. What a lovely pupper!
One Friend Has More Energy Than The Other
Do you ever meet up with some friends for a night out and realize that they have more energy and excitement for the trip than you do? That’s what’s going on here. The poor little Dalmatian is wondering how they are going to put up with their wacky friend all day long.
Sleeping On A Long Road Trip
This dog was really excited about the road trip at first. Then after a few hours of playing “I spy with my little eye” and listening to Spotify playlists, they had had enough and were ready for a big nap.
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