Christmas is supposed to be a joyous festive time. One where homes and stores go all out to decorate their spaces to spread cheer. And sometimes those attempts fail.
And sometimes they fail quite hard. These Christmas designs have ended up lopsided, inappropriate, and downright perverted. It’s a wonder how some of these fails have gone unnoticed by designers.
It makes you wonder whether it was done on purpose or not. Maybe they were, maybe they weren’t. We’ll let you decide.
Here are 75 inappropriate Christmas design fails that are just plain ridiculous:
These are supposed to be Christman thumbprint cookies. You’re supposed to make them with chocolate Kisses. This person made them with chocolate bells instead. Now they look like boobs.
If there were a few more strands, then this wouldn’t look so bad. But that’s not what happened here. Now these Christmas lights look like Christmas underpants.
It’s not just the lettering on the sign. The reindeer and this little boy are just too close for comfort. The face on this little boy is creepy as hell.
These are some bell-shaped Christmas bells. They were made by Captain Obvious. The person who bought them is going to put them on their Christmas tree shaped Christmas tree.
This is a really cute Christmas decoration. It just depends on what end of the street you’re standing on. Because it doesn’t make sense at all on one end of the street.
Grandma got new candle holders. They are so adorable. Except for the placement of the hands and very phallic shape of the candles. Their mouths are also a little too wide open for this scenario.
At first glance, this looks like a gorgeous Christmas light display. But when you take a second look, it looks like something else. It looks light you’re driving through a thigh gap with camel toe.
These Christmas decorations were taken off store shelves because of their “unintentional perversion.” How could this possibly be unintentional? The elf is blushing for heck’s sake.
I don’t find this particularly odd or offensive. But apparently others did. It was removed a few days later. It’s just a squirrel with some nuts dangling below.
This was supposed to be a nice family Christmas card photo. And it was until there was an unfortunate placement of these Christmas balls. If that’s supposed to be mistletoe, it’s even worse.
Why did this candymaker choose to only give Santa’s hat a different shape? Why aren’t there any other bulges on his body? Did he want this to look like a dong without its wrapper?
This is a mall Christmas tree. I hope they were going for a candy look and this was supposed to look like chocolate. I can’t imagine they intended to have a Christmas tree that looks like a pile of sh*t.
I’m assuming this is supposed to be some kind of festive scent diffuser. I have no idea. But they look like Kl Klux Klan members seriously lacking in Christmas spirit.
