Dehydration can cause a lot of problems, but I don’t think arms falling off is one of them. Nonetheless, remember to always drink enough water.

This man knows his wife too well. It’s brilliant of him to take note of how her wife can be reached easily.

That’s one cool tip. I’d probably use my phone for that purpose from now on. I guess it’ll keep me from having unnecessary conversations.

You have to be patient with your spouse. Even if it takes them ages to parallel park, you have to be patient.

It’s probably one’s way of showing affection in marriage. That, or the person is just trying to annoy the other.

The more years you spend with each other, the better you understand each other. Even without saying anything, you’ll know what the other person is trying to say. That’s marriage.

There are so many things you have to negotiate in marriage. Sharing personal hygiene products is just one of them.

Slow progress is still progress. Instead of eating a dozen, it’s good that she was able to control herself and ate just 6.

You are going to spend the rest of your life with your spouse. You have to be smart about your strategies.

This is probably a common scenario at home. While the wife has to get herself and the kids ready, she also has to pack everything the family needs. The husband, meanwhile, only needs to get himself ready and he’s still the last one to finish.

Scraping cheese off his husband’s burger means eating less calories than actually eating the burger. Considering that, I guess she’s nailing her diet. You may lose weight if you consume less calories than your body spends.

For that price, those scissors should be able to cut just about anything. It’s such a huge disappointment if you ask me.

If only those players can hear her husband, they won’t struggle with their game anymore. I bet he has tons of clever tricks up his sleeves.

This couple must be so comfortable with each other. They are perfectly fine with a peacock flirting with the woman.

Well, you can’t blame the guy. So many couples end up fighting just because they couldn’t decide where to eat.

There’s nothing wrong with being the little spoon. You just have to make sure that your partner isn’t a spork or else, you’d have to get used to spikey hugs.

If there’s someone you can entrust your life with, it’s your spouse. You just have to make sure that you don’t get into a life-or-death situation while her favorite movie is on.

It’s either the man doesn’t really know the difference between the outfits or he’s just not paying attention. I hope the woman asks someone else next time.

Don’t set your alarm clock and press the snooze button after it goes off if you don’t want to come home to an angry wife. You’ll regret it if you do.

I guess women should start describing their tampons with more accuracy. That way, their husbands won’t come home with the wrong brand or the wrong item.

You have to keep the home spotless clean. It doesn’t matter if the car is a mess; the house is more important.

This man is full of courage. He didn’t let such threat dull his spirit.

The first year of marriage is full of spark and magic. You’d want to be together all the time. After being together for years, you’ll find each other’s presence a nuisance.

Age should have nothing to do with it. Strange noises should be investigated for the family’s safety.

We treat dogs as part of the family. There’s nothing wrong with teaching your dog salsa.

It’s probably a rare thing to happen in their household. If that’s the case, then they should definitely have that parade. It’ll probably encourage the husband to unload the dishwasher more often.

Well, life is full of changes. If you’ve just been married, you have to be prepared for changes like this.

This is a question most husbands have and sadly, there’s no answer yet. And even if you ask the wives directly, they’ll just change the subject. I guess the men will have to keep on guessing.

This couple’s love story will surely be a hit. I’m pretty sure tons of husbands and wives will find it relatable.

He could have said he took the thing from the grocery store. She could have said she wanted fries when he asked her. I guess these two are even now.

There’s nothing wrong with being extra cautious on the road. Just don’t annoy the driver by consistently telling him what to do. It’ll just make more problems.

I can’t’ blame the woman for doubting her man. Most husbands would just say they can’t find what they were told to buy because they are too lazy to look for it.

It’s hard to understand why people would set alarm clocks to go off at a certain time and just hit snooze button a couple of times. It just doesn’t make sense.

If I were this man’s wife, I’d take the $10. The next time I ask him to go to Kohl’s, I’d probably get $20 then.

Sometimes, life can be unfair at home. If the wife messes up something, it’s totally fine. When the husband does something wrong, it’s annoying.

Grocery shopping can feel therapeutic for most women. They like to do it so much that even the thought comes to mind during their most intimate moment.

Target must be doing something to make women think going there is their life’s calling. They visit the store too often like it’s their mission in life.

Some wives like to collect candles. Others like to keep tons of bath towels. For this woman, it’s throw pillows.

Marriage isn’t all about the serious things. Sometimes, you also have to use your sense of humor to make it work. This woman is legit funny.

This man must be really skilled. Otherwise, his wife wouldn’t trust him to do a project as big as that.

I know not all men are into gardening and plants, but this woman’s husband is on a different level. Fake plants aren’t that hard to spot.

The thermostat’s setting is a very complicated subject. You have to be really ggod in negotiating if you want to win.

We all have our own reasons for getting married. For this woman, it’s about being practical.

You can’t win against a woman who’s an expert in her own kitchen. You won’t easily get her approval even if it’s just for boiling water.

This is a sad reality for a lot of women. Even if they aren’t feeling well, they’d still be forced to get up and make dinner.

Women are women. Most of the time, they are hard to understand. They even confuse themselves at times.

It’s annoying to wake up earlier than you’re supposed to. It’s even more annoying to not be able to get back to sleep after the first alarm went off. It’s a sure way to ruin one’s day.

This guy is pretty confident about his skills in killing spiders. He knows his wife won’t be able to live without him.

The husband and the dog look like they’re always competing for the woman’s attention and affection. Based on how she reacts whenever the dog gets jealous, the winner is quite obvious.

Well, you can’t blame this woman. If you do the cooking and cleaning in your kitchen, you have the right to be extra meticulous about things there. That includes the dishwasher.