Getting married to the love of your life is such a blessing. You’ll be able to spend more time with each other and you’ll be able to really get to know the other person better. You’ll sleep, wake up, and eat next to each other.
Marriage, however, isn’t always great. At times, you’ll find yourself getting annoyed by your partner.
The good thing is that those awful things don’t last. Married people always find ways to make their relationship better. Sometimes, they use their sense of humor- just like what these hilarious Tweets show.
1. Staying hydrated
Dehydration can cause a lot of problems, but I don’t think arms falling off is one of them. Nonetheless, remember to always drink enough water.
2. Emergency contact
This man knows his wife too well. It’s brilliant of him to take note of how her wife can be reached easily.
3. A phone’s purpose
That’s one cool tip. I’d probably use my phone for that purpose from now on. I guess it’ll keep me from having unnecessary conversations.
4. On patience
You have to be patient with your spouse. Even if it takes them ages to parallel park, you have to be patient.
5. Always on the way
It’s probably one’s way of showing affection in marriage. That, or the person is just trying to annoy the other.
The more years you spend with each other, the better you understand each other. Even without saying anything, you’ll know what the other person is trying to say. That’s marriage.
7. To share or not to share
There are so many things you have to negotiate in marriage. Sharing personal hygiene products is just one of them.
Slow progress is still progress. Instead of eating a dozen, it’s good that she was able to control herself and ate just 6.
9. You have to be smart.
You are going to spend the rest of your life with your spouse. You have to be smart about your strategies.
10. Whenever it’s time to go out
This is probably a common scenario at home. While the wife has to get herself and the kids ready, she also has to pack everything the family needs. The husband, meanwhile, only needs to get himself ready and he’s still the last one to finish.
11. On a diet
Scraping cheese off his husband’s burger means eating less calories than actually eating the burger. Considering that, I guess she’s nailing her diet. You may lose weight if you consume less calories than your body spends.
12. Expensive scissors
For that price, those scissors should be able to cut just about anything. It’s such a huge disappointment if you ask me.
13. Can’t hear ’em
If only those players can hear her husband, they won’t struggle with their game anymore. I bet he has tons of clever tricks up his sleeves.
14. A flirty peacock
This couple must be so comfortable with each other. They are perfectly fine with a peacock flirting with the woman.
15. All about her
Well, you can’t blame the guy. So many couples end up fighting just because they couldn’t decide where to eat.
16. The spork
There’s nothing wrong with being the little spoon. You just have to make sure that your partner isn’t a spork or else, you’d have to get used to spikey hugs.
17. When she’s watching her favorite movie
If there’s someone you can entrust your life with, it’s your spouse. You just have to make sure that you don’t get into a life-or-death situation while her favorite movie is on.
18. Faking it.
It’s either the man doesn’t really know the difference between the outfits or he’s just not paying attention. I hope the woman asks someone else next time.
19. He knows it.
Don’t set your alarm clock and press the snooze button after it goes off if you don’t want to come home to an angry wife. You’ll regret it if you do.
I guess women should start describing their tampons with more accuracy. That way, their husbands won’t come home with the wrong brand or the wrong item.
21. The house
You have to keep the home spotless clean. It doesn’t matter if the car is a mess; the house is more important.
22. Brave soul
This man is full of courage. He didn’t let such threat dull his spirit.
23. When you’ve had enough
The first year of marriage is full of spark and magic. You’d want to be together all the time. After being together for years, you’ll find each other’s presence a nuisance.
24. About the strange noise
Age should have nothing to do with it. Strange noises should be investigated for the family’s safety.
25. Nothing wrong
We treat dogs as part of the family. There’s nothing wrong with teaching your dog salsa.
26. Rare event
It’s probably a rare thing to happen in their household. If that’s the case, then they should definitely have that parade. It’ll probably encourage the husband to unload the dishwasher more often.
27. 1st year vs 6th year
Well, life is full of changes. If you’ve just been married, you have to be prepared for changes like this.
28. Being on the phone
This is a question most husbands have and sadly, there’s no answer yet. And even if you ask the wives directly, they’ll just change the subject. I guess the men will have to keep on guessing.
This couple’s love story will surely be a hit. I’m pretty sure tons of husbands and wives will find it relatable.
He could have said he took the thing from the grocery store. She could have said she wanted fries when he asked her. I guess these two are even now.
31. Too cautious
There’s nothing wrong with being extra cautious on the road. Just don’t annoy the driver by consistently telling him what to do. It’ll just make more problems.
I can’t’ blame the woman for doubting her man. Most husbands would just say they can’t find what they were told to buy because they are too lazy to look for it.
33. Best tip
It’s hard to understand why people would set alarm clocks to go off at a certain time and just hit snooze button a couple of times. It just doesn’t make sense.
34. Fair deal
If I were this man’s wife, I’d take the $10. The next time I ask him to go to Kohl’s, I’d probably get $20 then.
35. Different standards
Sometimes, life can be unfair at home. If the wife messes up something, it’s totally fine. When the husband does something wrong, it’s annoying.
36. Grocery shopping
Grocery shopping can feel therapeutic for most women. They like to do it so much that even the thought comes to mind during their most intimate moment.
Target must be doing something to make women think going there is their life’s calling. They visit the store too often like it’s their mission in life.
38. A love for throw pillows
Some wives like to collect candles. Others like to keep tons of bath towels. For this woman, it’s throw pillows.
39. A good sense of humor
Marriage isn’t all about the serious things. Sometimes, you also have to use your sense of humor to make it work. This woman is legit funny.
40. Making a new deck
This man must be really skilled. Otherwise, his wife wouldn’t trust him to do a project as big as that.