When you’re trying to get rid of a piece of real estate, you try to make your listing look as good as possible. Some people will even “stage their home.” That means cleaning up, taking all your junk out, and making the space look empty or minimally styled so people can envision what it would look like when their stuff inhabits the space.
Well, that’s what you’re supposed to do. It just isn’t always the case. Some realtors or property owners really don’t give AF.
They slap together horrible photos and post them without caring whether or not the photos are attractive. You’d almost think that they don’t want these properties to sell. At least that’s what the folks behind the Terrible Real Estate Photographs blog found.
Here are 50 of the most awful photos taken by real estate agents:
Would you like a bathroom? Or a storage room? You can’t have both here. Choose wisely.
I’ve never seen a pool that you need to mow before. I wonder what would happen if you jumped in that water. You would probably come out with a third arm.
It would have been so easy to just get rid of that bear. They could have put it at their feet while taking the picture, then put it back. This room would have looked pristine. Now, this room just looks creepy.
Is this supposed to be a puzzle? How are you not focused on figuring out what that spray paint says? They couldn’t have thrown a quick coat of paint on that? Is someone supposed to just move in with the wall like that?
Does this house have a ghost? Is that a silhouette painted on the wall? Or is that a child that comes with the apartment?
Is that piss on the floor? Wow, this is one disgusting room. It looks like a pig sty.
This looks like it was posted accidentally. Like someone was messing around when their partner was trying to take the photo. Then they accidentally posted this joke photo thinking it was the do-over.
Are you looking to rent a death trap? Then this apartment is for you. Scary bicycle included.
This photo is dizzying. There’s A LOT going on. Including that random plastic tarp.
I mean, there’s only one thing that could have possibly happened here. And that one thing is murder. What the hell else could that be?
Why is this enormous black ball in this photo? They couldn’t have placed it on the side of the bed. Or behind them. Apparently that would require too much effort.
This household decided to make use of its’ staircase landing. They turned it into a bathroom. That’s something you’ve probably never seen before.
I mean, this isn’t the worst real estate photo I’ve seen. Maybe they wanted people to get a feel for what it would look like if their family was playing in the yard. What the heck are these kids doing though?
Is this apartment prone to catching fire or something? What’s with all the extinguishers? This is alarming.
This is just kind of hilarious. I mean the room looks nicer with the painting. But then you get a closer look at it and…
This house has doors on door. It kind of looks like an advent calendar. What the heck is going on here?
Why on Earth would you post this photo? Do you want people to think their house is going to be haunted? Because you can’t get this image out of your head.
Who doesn’t want to cozy up next to a toilet? Well, no one. This bathroom would have looked quite grand if they just moved that chair and rug.
Is that a tape penis? Yup, that’s a tape penis. With a line of splooge coming out of it. How attractive!
There’s a whole lot of pattern going on here. I kind of like it. But it is a bit much.
This space isn’t even that bad. It’s just a mess. It doubles as a party room and lawn tool storage.
Whoever lives in this house is going to have to redo the porch. The only reason it’s still standing is because it’s being held up by a refrigerator. Unless they find refrigerators to be trusty foundations.
Is there even a room in there? I can’t see one. There must be, right?
Someone here was really angry. That or having a really good time. You’re either super happy or super mad when you’re throwing furniture in the pool.
This room is quite nice. Just a bit cluttered. That bear rug gotta go.
Looking for a place to hold your Wiccian rituals? Well, this place is for you. Otherwise, you’ll need a really big rug.
This is an indoor/outdoor room. It’s indoors but is holding things that belong outdoors. Not sure why though.
Why is this fan so sad? It looks like it just gave up on life. Poor thing.
Every home should come with a dog closet. A closet that you open and dogs come out of. This house is a gem.
Now this is just too much. I would just be confused and overwhelmed every time I stepped into this bathroom. It’s cool, but it’s too much.
They were so close. This room was very close to being really nice and normal. But then they left their limbless naked dolls up and well…
They couldn’t just take that picture down for a few minutes? Just to take a picture. No one wants to see that.
Folks, we have a winner. It’s the all time worst/laziest real esate photo of all time. Yes, that is a massive pile of shit on the floor.
This inflatable penis adds a certain ambiance to the room. It really would be a pity if it was taken out of the room. Now, I know why they left it in there.
Those are some nice thighs. I almost wouldn’t be able to visualize the room properly without them. Thank God they are there.
This is the table room. It has a table in it. And only a table in it.
37) Marie Antoinette and A Pirate Monkey
Now this room is fabulous. It might not be for everyone. But it’s fabulous.
Just looking at this photo is freaking me out. I wouldn’t want to be within 10 feet of this room, let alone in it. Neither did the real estate agent. It’s just real upsetting.
There’s a lot of green going on in this room. The curtains, rug, and furniture is more than enough. They should get rid of all those fake plants though.
This the perfect room for someone who likes to pump iron. In front of iron. Iron suits and pumping iron go hand in hand.
Bernard was trying to get out of the way of the picture. He didn’t do a very good job. Why is he creepily starring at the camera?
This room is beautiful and tacky at the same time. Is that a giant crystal bowling pin? Why though?
Why have one toilet when you can have all the toilets? I mean, where do you even start. So many toilets, so little time.
I find the red and yellow McDonald’s colors highly offensive. Far more offensive than the Satan vs. Jesus arm wrestle. Jesus is obviously going to win, why bother putting the mural up?
As the Terrible Real Estage Agent Photographs Facebook page explains, these people thought it would be easier to sell their house then do all that laundry. They just left it and bounced. Left it in the hamper and everything.
Most people like privacy. And this backyard is super private. it’s even got a really tall wall.
This is a multifunctional room. It serves as a living room and a garage. At least you can keep an eye on your car and make sure no one is stealing it.
Now, this is my kind of tacky. All white and silver… I love it. That Buddah head is so pretty!
Lots of vintage bathrooms have this pink tile and a mermaid theme. But I’ve never seen a boob that grows out from under your arm. And I’ve never seen a belly with a nipple on it. Is that a microphone in her hand?
What are these stuffed animals up to? They are in compromising positions. They could have just been taken off of the table.