75 Fruits And Vegetables That Seem To Have Forgotten They Were Plants

1) Does Anyone Carrot All?

This sad mutated carrot is sitting in a sad bowl of soup, pondering his life. His pose is so perfect that he deserves a name. Perhaps Tristan as it literally means “sadness.”

2) What’s the Big Idea?

This pickle looks like he’s in a pickle. Not literally, of course. But he sure doesn’t look happy. This veggie isn’t one you’d see on Veggie Tales, that’s for sure.

3) He Ain’t About This Life

Done with life on the farm and in the garden, this radish is going places. He looks like some sort of Mandrake or creature from Dungeons and Dragons.

4) I Potato You

Pototaoes should be loved in every form, including their natural form. In this case, that means the shape of a heart. There’s no food that can save a relationship like a potato heart. Share your heart and your fries.

5) Banon or Lemana?

This is not a banana, this is a lemon. But if it identifies as a banana, then can it be one? It looks more like one than a plaintain does. But it’s what’s on the inside that really counts.

6) I’m Free

Does this guy look like a character from Flushed Away to anyone else? This little mousey wonder is no longer restrained by all of the average potatoes he once lived with. He’s a star now.

7) Fabulous Legs

This radish has some nice legs. Probably nicer than you or anyone you know. They are long, curvy, and posed just so. It’s okay if you’re jealous, we all are.

8) One Giant Leap

This carrot looks a lot like Buzz, Lightyear and Aldrin. He’s about to go on a space mission that will change the world as we know it. Perhaps even save it!

9) Fight Me

This ramtato is ready for any fight. He was mutated just so that he could take on any potato he came up against. His horns are the finest around and his face the most handsome.

10) Moves Like Jagger

This Buddha’s Hand has some sick dance moves. He looks like an octopus that is ready for a dance battle. Another fruit that could take on anyone he faces.

11) Quack Quack

What a cute little mallard…cucumber? He sits in his pond, gaining life from the freshwater. Look at his little beak, as unique as he is and as sweet as grandma could make him.

12) Yo Momma

Whatever this carrot just said was so savage that even Wilmer Valderrama from Yo Momma would be appalled. He has so much swag doing it too!

13) It Happened In ’67

This strawberry looks like he has a story to tell. Or is it a her? We try not to assume, perhaps strawberries are genderless. Either way, he’s seen a lot in his lifetime.

14) Innocent Eggie

This eggplant looks about as innocent as an eggplant can be. His big eyes and round nose make him as sweet as can be. Whoever grew this one is a very lucky gardener.

15) Being Kind or Rude?

I like to think that this broccoli floret is givine a nice, “you’re the man,” pose to whoever is eating him. He’s ready to lend his strength to the chosen one.

16) Anybunny Hungry?

This sweet strawberry shall never be eaten. Or should we say strawbunny? She looks like a bunny from Hello Kitty. Unless you turn her upside down. Then she is a berry with personality.

17) I am Here

This eggplant looks kind of like Bubbly Buddy from SpongeBob SquarePants. He surely is just as fun and sophisticated as well. Or he’s just ready for a hug.

18) Ghost Peppers

When are bell peppers ghost peppers? When they have faces as scary as this? They even have teeth! Which is the only thing that could make ghosts scarier!

19) Children, Look Away

This is one carrot you don’t want to put in your soup. Simply because of the fact that it looks like a foot. Specifically, this man’s foot. Yeah, not getting that image out of my head.

20) Nobody Knows

This strawberry looks exactly like a cartoon character. Perhaps one who is a nosy neighbor, always listening in on coversations and gossiping.

21) Come Hither

This person’s finger loks like a sweet potato. Or is it the other way around? Yeah, that’s the one. This finger tater is quite creepy. Mark that off the things I want to see again.

22) But with a Twist

Check out this carrot! It has a natural twist that should be studied so we can make more. If there were more carrot twists, more kids would eat their veggies.

23) The Mouseketeer

This mouse is ready to go off on an aventure, much like the mouse on the Tale of Despereaux. But of course, this tomato mouse has much smaller ears.

24) Good Morning

Remember Teletubbies and that happy sun baby? Well, this is her now! She gave life to these strawberries and made children of her own. May they pass on her legacy.

25) Just Two Veggies in a Tub

Now all they need is a candlestick maker! This radish and carrot are looking pretty fly chilling in this tub. If only they knew it was a gravy dish! Dun dun dun!

26) Plotting His Revenge

What an evil onion. You can tell just by looking at him that he is plotting an evil plan to take down…someone. Perhaps it’s the peppers or the yellow onions!

27) One Mater Duck

Have you ever seen a tomato shaped like a duck before? Is it the cutest tomato you’ve ever seen? If not then the world needs to see your tomato because it would win awards.

This Peanut Looks Like a Duck
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This Peanut Looks Like a Duck

28) There’s a Carrot in My Boot

If Woody is looking for his boot, tell him that we found it. It’s a little orange and full of Vitamin A, but isn’t that even better? Let’s just hope it doesn’t get worms.

29) Oh My Gourd

What a beautiful swan! This little “duck” may be an ugly duckling now but we all know how that ends. Will she turn into a beautiful swan? We can only hope!

30) Adrian!

This might be the most creative one yet. Whoever looked at this pepper and had this vision is a real prophet and should be working on world peace rather than gardening.

31) Here’s Looking At You

He may have big nostrils but if I were you, I wouldn’t mess with him. That mouth and his beady eyes make him look a little less than average when it comes to intelligence.

32) The Kiwi the World Needs

This kiwi is sending out a distress signal, now if only we could find out where it’s coming from. Or perhaps I’m reading into it and he just wants to live a normal life.

33) The Squeeze

This lemon is cooler than you’ll ever be. Whoever put these sunglasses on is a real visonary, and very generous because now this lemon has his own sunglasses.

34) Put Me Down

This pepper really wishes that you wouldn’t have cut open his home and held him like he’s nothing but tonight’s dinner. Just look at how offended he is at whoever did this to him.

35) Slithering Taters

What a potato! I think if I saw this, I’d leave it alone. Much too creepy! Either that or feed the entire city with it! It must hold some sort of magical powers.

36) Hop on Over

What a sweet little bunny tomato. Or at least it seems that way. If I didn’t know better, I’d say it’s all a show and this little bunny is another diabolical genius!

37) Wobbuffet

Forget about the cute little mouse, as timid as he may be. Turn this upside down and you have yourself the perfect Wobbuffet from Pokemon, in all his confused glory.

38) I Cannot Tell a Lie

Yeah, prettty sure whatever this eggplant said is a lie because his nose just grew. Or he’s up to one of his evil plans because that is not the nose of an honest man.

39) Happy Campers

This perfect smiley face makes one miss being a child and getting stickers at Walmart. Or the smiley face gummies in all of the different colors. What a nice person to share such a sweet pepper.

40) Walk This Way

This carrot is so confident that I’m jealous. He doesn’t care of he looks like a sumo wrestler, he’s comfortable in the body that he is in. How courageous!

41) Strawburst

This strawberry is one of a kind. It is bursting with flavor and style. Much like the everlasting gobstoppers from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

42) Hey, Squidward

His nose may be a little uptilted, but this is what Squidward would look like with that nose job that he’s always wanted. Looking fine, Mr. Tentacles.

43) We are Siamese

These poor carrots were born together in ways we cannot imagine. They grew up together in the most literall sense and seperating them will literally kill them.

44) Even the Coloring

This little duck looks a little shy. She’s hiding behind this plant because she doesn’t know what to do now that she’s out of the garden. Don’t you love her yellow coloring?

45) Dirty Dancing

These carrots sure know how to party, and how to dance. They are getting jiggy with it and are true acrobats at heart. Are they using their hair to swing as well?

46) Sweet Bear or Puppy Dog?

There’s a debate going on as to whether this is a bear or a dog. Even with these pen marks, it’s hard to tell. Maybe it’s an ultimate hybrid of cuteness and power.

47) The Cutest Tomato

This little bunny tomato is as cute as it can be. It takes the hand of God to make something this perfect, tucked away in the corner of the garden. Does he want to come out and play?

48) Geese and the Gander

These little squash are so adorable. Mother goose and her little gosling are ready for spring and it’s still months away. Yet they need the sunshine!

49) Walking the Dog

This radish is walking a rather passionate dog and is completely unfazed. He cares not because he has his hair tied up and his running roots on. It’s go time.

50) Let’s Do It

This strawberry is so encouraging. He’s giving a big thumbs up to everyone he meets. This photo should be passed around, bringing good luck to all.

51) I’m Stronk

This pepper has been working out and it shows. But does working out and getting strong also make you hotter? A strong pepper is a hot pepper, correct?

52) Just Like Papi

This owl looks so proud of this apple that looks just like him. He’s like a proud father who is seeing his son for the first time. Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Owl.

53) He’s Famous

This zucchini is known as Commander Zucchiduck and word is that he’s famous in France. Why? No one on this side of the planet really knows, but he sure is cute.

54) Flamingo Time

This flamingo looks like he’s from the age of dinosaurs. Perhaps this is what flamingos were born from? Those long legs could run faster than a roadrunner!

55) Spy Vs. Tomato

Remember the cartoon and comic strip Spy Vs. Spy? This tomato bears a striking resemblance to said spies. He must be up to something in that case!

56) With All of My Potato

Another potato heart, this one with equal parts. Turn it upside down and you got yourself a nice pair of pants. If someone doesn’t slice this and make heart-shaped potato chips, they are missing out.

57) The Hottest Tomato

This is not a nice tomato. Not only does he have the horns of a demon, but he’s growing with prickles. This is not a tomato you want on your pizza. Salsa, though, may be the solution.

58) They Were Not Expecting This

These peppers have quite the personality. They are shocked to be cut open like this. Wait a second, is this the same pepper? Perhaps they were canoodling!

59) Urf Urf

This seal is ready for the circus. He’s been practicing his tricks and wants to show them off. He didn’t spend four months in the dirt to not do something with his life.

60) So Real Too

This heart is even bleeding, and we feel for it as if it were real and not a tasty fruit. It does look juicy! What is it about heart-shaped food that is so attractive?

61) Ready for Anything

Eggplant with noses is the new in thing in the garden, according to Better Gnomes and Gardens. They are all doing it, and thanks to this guy, arms will be all the rage in 2020.

62) Pandastic

These panda cucumber slices are going places. If we could breed a cucumber to do exactly this, there’s be a lot of money a lot of smiles in it. Who’s with me?

63) Oh, I Didn’t See You There

This guy needs a top hat and a monocle because he is so refined. His legs are crossed in the most professional way, yet he seems so disinterested. He is a man of culture.

64) Such Great Art

This Buddha’s Hand is the most beautiful natural creation that I think I’ve ever seen. Not only does it look like an elephant, but it looks like a gorgeous one, all dolled up.

65) The Way

This elder dragon is a wise one. He knows the way of the dragon and the way of the pumpkin. His long beard and tassles show his age and his eyes show his wisdom.

66) Iron Fist

This bro fist is tougher than any pepper around and would never betray his pepper friends. The real question is, how hot is he? Find out next week on Pepper Picker’s Hot or Not!

67) The Butterfly Effect

What a sweet little butterfly. If strawberries were animals, they’d most likely be butterfly or bunnies. Turns out now we have seen them in both forms!

68) He is Indeed

This little Groot looks more like Groot than most cosplayers. So did he get stuck in the apple or is he wearing the apple? Or is he Groot’s apple cousin?

69) It’s All Peachy

This peach, wait a second. This isn’t a peach, it’s an apple. He’s an imposter, get him! He would have gotten away with it too if he would have plucked his stem.

70) Thought You’d Sneak Past

This onion is 100% judging everything that you do. Those thin eyes are so ashamed that even the most rebellious of children would feel remorse for whatever they didn’t even do.

71) That’s a Lot

This egglplant as more personality than we’ve seen in a veggie and that’s saying a lot considering. She has the flowers in her hair, beautiful red eyes, and a gorgeous skin tone too!

72) Angry Onions

This onion brings back memories of the Angry Birds craze. He’s about to attack some green piggies and he’s not going to enjoy it. Or is he? The brows are confusing.

73) Cluckity Cluck

Does this strawberry farm also have chickens because I think the two are confused. Next thing you know, there will be chickens walking around shaped like strawberries.

74) Rad Foot

This is actually a little grotesque. Not only is this a fat radish but it also looks like a foot. Toes swollen and everything, he must be retaining water.

75) Don’t Let Go

This carrot and his mommy don’t ever want to be seperated. Anyone who seperates them is a real jerk. We need proof that they were kept together.