It’s an area where husking corn can pretty much be considered a hobby. Although, that’s just one of the many funny things about Midwest culture. It’s a region with the best climate, the best cream cheese, and pretty much everything else too. What do you think? Are these hilarious Tweets about the Midwest accurate or not?
driving in the midwest:
🌽🌽🌽| || ⚫ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| ⚫ || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 21, 2019
1. Time To Leave
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
— Sally Keckeisen (@sallykeckeisen) December 28, 2017
2. Windy Days
How many of you have felt personally victimized by this wind? #midwestproblems #prairiewinds pic.twitter.com/qWsXsxCaUQ
— 𝔬𝔩' 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 (@_camtasia) February 28, 2016
3. Ranch Fanatics
Midwest culture is just ranch dressing that’s it
— kt (@katieakin) May 13, 2018
4. Small Town Life
When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) April 5, 2019
5. Ranch Camp
if you're from the midwest and you don't like ranch dressing they send you to ranch camp (trust me, it bad)
— Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby) August 2, 2016
6. Weather Forecast
someone: omg do you smell the air??
californians: ??
new yorkers: …
midwesterners: yep i can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
— Midwestern Problems (@midwesternprobz) November 20, 2018
7. Midwest Language
Midwest language be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) June 21, 2019
8. Big Attractions
Todays drive included passing Duck Tape world headquarters and the RV/mobile home Hall Of Fame. #midwestlife
— 𝕊𝕋𝔸$ℍ (@ashstarr88) August 24, 2015
9. Long Lectures
https://twitter.com/incognitothot/status/905482368861036548
10. Daily Temperature
I am a midwesterner and I am
🔘Cold
🔘Not cold
☑️Wouldn’t be that bad without the wind
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 16, 2019
11. Important News
https://twitter.com/CassidyGrom/status/662449610703679488
12. Favorite Store
Wanna go to target?
— Sunkissedhoney (@TaylorNoe3) November 20, 2018
13. Oh, It’s Going
If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) February 14, 2020
14. Dairy Obsession
Trying to avoid diary products is waaaaayyy harder than just cutting out meat they hide cheese and cream in everything! #MidwestStruggles
— @ConsiderYourMind (@ER1CK1NG88) January 9, 2014
15. Exotic Groceries
midwest culture is going to the fancy kroger
— hudsonian godwit (@swampboyfriend) July 11, 2018
16. Cows For Days
Cows :) pic.twitter.com/MD66fUAhVj
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) May 18, 2020
17. Eventful Weekends
My coworker just told me her wkend consisted of drunk dancing on tables at night & chasing pigs that escaped the next morning. #midwestlife
— What the Elle (@elleblue216) April 11, 2016
18. Deer Problems
https://twitter.com/kaylaroebling/status/1064718066863546370
19. Telling Stories
It’s funny when midwesterners say “the other day” because it could mean yesterday or 1992
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) October 19, 2020
20. Special Delivery
There was an actual live rooster waiting to be picked up at the post office this morning. #midwestlife
— Lisa is not really here (@lisa_cerezo) May 4, 2016
21. Beautiful Day
Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
— bailey (@c1aar) January 21, 2018
22. Midwestern Anger
The 8 levels of midwestern anger
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) June 9, 2019
23. Funny Arguments
I love the Midwest. Just got in a polite but firm "You go ahead", "no you go ahead!" argument getting off the plane.
— Jordan (@jordanleediehl) July 31, 2016
24. Spelling Quiz
https://twitter.com/katewitko/status/1035132857247772672
25. Snow Days
Kids these days get a push alert to let them know school is cancelled. They’ll never know the thrill/terror of watching the list of schools scroll through on the local news.
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 3, 2020
26. Cleaning Cars Off
Just witnessed my neighbor shoveling his car out with a lacrosse stick #MidwestLife
— Eric Smith (@esmitty29) January 23, 2016
27. Ah Jeez
Midwest culture is using “ah jeez” in a professional email
— Parker Sofia 🏳️🌈 (@praiseafork) December 14, 2020
28. Delicious Dishes
midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) September 6, 2020
29. Watching The Clouds
https://twitter.com/Sallyacious/status/753398946253316097
30. Tornado Warning
https://twitter.com/sydiest/status/1011678817679790083
31. Midwest Thanksgiving
Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
\\ ope, excuse me
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\just gonna sneak
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\right by ya
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lノ
(_) and grab some stuffing— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 28, 2019
32. Summer Months
the fact that it's the middle of July and it's cold enough for there to be frost on the windows #midwestlife 🙄😒
— . (@gaftomlin) July 15, 2016
33. Flying Isn’t Easy
midwest culture is needing to pee the entire flight but having a window seat and not wanting to disturb the people in your row so you just suffer
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 20, 2018
34. Nice House
Being from the Midwest is admiring a house and then saying “but imagine that driveway in the winter”
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 22, 2020
35. Proud Coworkers
I appreciate my coworkers at least asking me first before trying to show me their taxonomied fox and deer hides. #worktweets #Midwestlife =/
— Ay (@WbyAy) July 29, 2016
36. Hey Buddy
“Hey Buddy” either means hello friend or there is a fight starting in 5 seconds
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 27, 2021
37. Midwestern Goodbye
The 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
– about to leave warning (stand up)
– a "we've gotta go" statement
– hugs
– walking to the doorway
– one more conversation in the doorway
– more hugs
– continue talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
– placing hand on doorknob— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) September 4, 2019
38. Long Distances
midwest culture is driving 24 hours instead of going on a 2 hour flight
— sexi (@olivermalibu) January 25, 2021
39. Change Of Seasons
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan – Cold
Feb – Bitterly Cold
Mar – Potholes from hell
Apr – Cold with Rain
May – 🌪
Jun – Mosquitoes
Jul – instant sweat
Aug – Surface of the sun
Sep – Tiny Black Bugs
Oct – Bonfires
Nov – Winter Preview
Dec – Cold, with decorations— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) February 1, 2021
40. Interesting Scents
https://twitter.com/fierisguy/status/1331403708056395777
41. Storm Preparation
Midwesterners do this and think they’ve beat Mother Nature pic.twitter.com/28FEirVkCs
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 15, 2021
42. Cream Cheese Combos
Midwest culture is mixing cream cheese + 1 other thing and calling it cheesecake or dip depending on the sugar content of the other thing
— louis primadonna 💋 (@kalabarzrevenge) October 12, 2017
43. Understanding Measurements
Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) October 27, 2019
44. Morning Greetings
Midwest culture is that out of breath “Mornin” and head nod to strangers as you walk past each other in the cold
— Colin Sikic (@gotasick_itch93) December 29, 2020
25. Dad Life
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) September 3, 2019
46. Garage Storage
Midwest culture is putting stuff that doesn’t fit in the fridge out in the garage to keep it cold
— KT (@the_KATE_gatsby) December 26, 2020
47. Patient Drivers
Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit? Like ope, sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you… I hope ya’ll get pulled over.
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) February 21, 2019
48. Receipt Question
When the cashier asks a Midwesterner “do you want your receipt?” pic.twitter.com/drXZ4S8IfX
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) October 16, 2020
49. Cold Tolerance
People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60 pic.twitter.com/J6fiZ1aiUc
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 22, 2021
50. Midwest Vocabulary
https://twitter.com/NGuggisberg/status/1062005020181192704
51. Apology Accepted
Employer: what is your greatest weakness?
Midwesterner: I have a habit of apologizing to inanimate objects after bumping into them
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 29, 2020
52. Shorts Weather
midwest culture is wearing shorts to school when it’s 29° outside
— mikfly (@mikaylah02) December 21, 2020
53. Heat Wave
Heaven on earth? 75 degrees with no humidity in the Midwest in August
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) August 30, 2020
54. Snow Storms
*3 inches of snow*
The South: all activities are cancelled for the next week, drive like you’re taking grandma to church, this could be the end folks!
The Midwest: hold on grandma I’m drifting this next turn!
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) January 15, 2021
55. Midwest Sports
Driving in the morning with a frosted windshield https://t.co/K9E6fQWBtT
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 13, 2020
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