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12 funny messages on Texas restaurant sign that are impossible not to laugh at

July 29th, 2021

We could all use a good chuckle these days. One restaurant in Austin, Texas is sure to put a huge smile on your face – and you don’t even need to live anywhere near it.

El Arroyo is famous for having a sign out front that features the most hilarious and clever messages, which are then posted online. We’re not talking about just a funny spin on their food specials either. The eatery’s sign is practically a comedic genius!

Below are 12 of El Arroyo’s signs to help brighten your day.

1. Ignore reality

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Lounge around and enjoy your pants-less day. All day and every day. It’s the only way to do it!

2. The more we know about dogs

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This is a great question! Can we put money into this research? There are folks who really want to know the answer.

3. Mind your biz

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I hear that! Matter of fact, can we require bowling in schools? Let’s not forget the lesson plan that should go along with it, How to Stay in Your Lane: 101.

4. A sorry note

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There are a million reasons why you might want to be a kid again – no wrinkles, no work, extra recess, and NAPS! I’m sorry, naps. Can we please hang out again?

5. So useful and yet so useless

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Seriously, it’s one of the most frustrating parts about being in the kitchen. Those darn lids are like socks. They seem to grow legs and walk away, never to be seen again.

6. Noooo!

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It sure is! It’s awful. It’s like seeing money on the floor or wasted potential. Such a sad moment.

7. Another good question

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It’s hard to ask this question out loud without giggling. I mean – there’s some truth to it, right? But I think the hardest part is saying “humidititties” with a straight face.

8. Embrace the grape

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What a way to describe your physical appearance. It’s so… vivid! There’s no shame in the grape. All fruits are good.

9. Be the tequila

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That’s right! Realize just how potent you are. Let them chase you! Be one with your tequila shots.

10. Good plan

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I mean, not trying to be rude or anything, it’s just that we don’t always go to the grocery store dressed in our best. Sometimes you just want to get in, get out, and go chow down.

11. Whoops

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I don’t think you got the memo… But hey, sounds like a party. The wrong party but a party nonetheless.

12. Just in time for festivities

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It was the plan all along. It was never laziness. It is now the perfect haunted house. If you haven’t started working on yours – you’ve got a couple of months to catch up.

Aren’t El Arroyo’s signs the best? It’s no wonder they’re well-known for them. Watch the video below to learn about the restaurant and its hilarious messages!

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Source: Instagram/@elarroyo_atx, CBS This Morning

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