40 Tweets Only People Who Shop At T.J.Maxx Will Understand

Trevor was asking me what I needed from TJ Maxx and I had to explain to him that you never need anything from there. You just walk around and spend $1,000 😂😂

— Timisa Hedrick (@timisashayxoxo) April 10, 2021

1. Summer Plans

This woman and her girlfriends came up with an ingenious idea. It covers all of the bases. First, they’re hitting the doctor’s office. Next, is the salon, and finally, the main event takes place at their favorite store.

girlies this summer we’re getting vaxxed we’re getting waxed and we’re starting fights at TJ Maxx

— Claire McDonald (@DameMcDonald) April 8, 2021

2. Checking Out

The way they organize the checkout line at T.J. Maxx is so sneaky. They make you wind through a whole display of interesting items. It’s all about the impulse purchase.

*enters TJ maxx line with one pair of pants*
*leaves with a pair of pants, 2 candles, a new charger, exotic plant, new perspective on life*

— CERTIFIED LOVER BOY (@tlynchiebaby) October 21, 2017

3. Under The Influence

Pretty much the worst thing you can do is to drink before you go there. That makes resisting about a thousand times more difficult. Every glass of wine consumed will result in an additional candle purchased.

How do I know it's #FridayThe13th … I just blacked out @tjmaxx and I have no idea how many candles are in my trunk. pic.twitter.com/r7KXrcI6xQ

— Miss Peach Bellini (@angelajulius74) October 13, 2017

4. The Cool Factor

There is no other store that compares. It’s number one on almost everyone’s list, and for some people, it’s even name-worthy. They want to start a family legacy.

I will name my first born T.J. Maxx so finally someone in my bloodline will be considered the coolest kid at school.

— Ryan (@ryanshowmont) October 16, 2017

5. New Store

A new T.J. Maxx store arriving in town is a reason for celebration. Not a big deal, you say? Well, that’s just factually incorrect…

my teacher today:”anyone been to the new tj maxx ? it just isn’t a big deal. it’s JUST a tj maxx”
right then i almost walked out of class

— VICTORIA FAITH (@VictoriaMcClou2) October 13, 2017

6. Come Together Now

The best part about TJ’s is the incredible amount of deals that they have. It’s one, big, constant super sale. Their specials are unifying people from all walks of life.

I kno its been a divisive couple of yrs but I think the whole nation could use a trip to TJ Maxx; nothing brings people together like a deal

— Tre of Zelienople (@TreyRazanauskas) October 13, 2017

7. Panicked Shopper

There is so much good stuff to buy there, it can often be overwhelming. You rush to get there. Then you panic when you see the awesome selection.

left work early to have a nervous breakdown at tj maxx

— jugs bunny (@alliewach) October 20, 2017

8. Necessities Only

When you go to checkout, the cashiers are really friendly. They always want to make sure that you got what you needed. However, just the mere question is kind of an oxymoron.

TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

*Me unloading full cart*

First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this

— Mads (@madswill_) October 21, 2017

9. Shopping List

They might have everything that you want to purchase at T.J. Maxx. Also, they might not. There is only one real way to find out.

Went to TJ Maxx yesterday to buy baby shower wrapping paper….left with a cart full of not baby shower wrapping paper 😐

— 𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕫 (@buckeyenichole) October 20, 2017

10. Cheap Pants

Clothes shopping can be really expensive. Although, it doesn’t have to be. If it looks good and feels good, that’s all that really matters.

Idk why people get so embarrassed about not having high end clothes lol I'm over here like "GIRLL LOOK AT THESE PANTS, 15$ AT TJ MAXX YESS"

— Morgan Rosenow (@MorganRosenow) October 22, 2017

11. Big Purchases

The more you buy, the happier you will be. That’s our shopping strategy. We recommend bringing a moving truck with you to the store.

lady @ tjmaxx had 6 carts of stuff she bought & 3 workers helping her fill her already full truck & if that’s not future me idk what is

— kc (@kcbenner) October 13, 2017

12. T.J. Maxx Tough

In times of economic hardship, we can always count on T.J. Maxx to keep the ship afloat. It’s been around for a while and has some serious staying power. We wouldn’t be able to survive without it.

TJ Maxx is the backbone of this country

— natalie claire (@Natalie_claire2) October 22, 2017

13. Shopping Blackout

When we are shopping at TJ’s, sometimes autopilot just kicks on. There is no control over it. How did we get here and what are we doing?

Sometimes I just black out and wake up in a Tj Maxx with like 30 things in my shopping cart

— emma j (@emdankz) October 21, 2017

14. Working Through Things

Who needs someone to talk to when you have T.J Maxx? The answer is no one. T.J Maxx is all that you need.

tj maxx cures more problems than therapists do.

— Katelyn Carter (@_katelyncarter) October 22, 2017

15. TJ Knows Best

If you go to the store with something in mind to purchase, you are already doing it wrong. The correct way is to just go. Trust in the store.

You don’t go to TJ Maxx looking for something… you have to let TJ Maxx tell you what you’re looking for

— reg❁ (@reghanmiller_) October 15, 2017

16. Made For Each Other

Another great store is Marshalls. T.J. Maxx and Marshalls are like ice cream and sprinkles. You can’t have one without the other.

TJ Maxx and Marshals really get me EVERYTIME.

— Uthred (@omoniyilove) October 27, 2017

17. Extended Hours

Someone needs to petition the owners to make this possible. A 24-hour T.J. Maxx store would be like a gift from above. We should all start writing letters to the CEO.

TJ Maxx should be open 24hrs. Imagine driving around @ 12am w/ your bff and being like “hey lets go smell candles and design our 1st house”!

— GRACIE🦋 (@rybarczykgracie) October 23, 2017

18. Expensive Habits

If you’re going shopping at TJ’s it’s important to bring your credit card. Make sure the credit limit is high. Throw all caution to the wind.

Went to TJ Maxx for a $6 notebook and spent $139

— Macyn (@MacynPatey) October 13, 2017

19. Smart Purchases

Look at all of the cool stuff this woman bought. If you asked her beforehand, she wouldn’t even have known that she needed these items. However, she definitely did.

I cannot be trusted anywhere near tj maxx unsupervised pic.twitter.com/NQkmBRtDlQ

— Hannah Marie ☼ ☽ (@haannahmarieee) October 13, 2017

20. Spacing Out

For many people, T.J. Maxx trips are like therapy. It’s an opportunity to unwind, forget about all of your worries, and just relax. Quiet your mind and just shop.

I’ve never related to anymore more than this burnt out soccer mom who keeps spacing out in the dog toy aisle of TJMaxx

— kris (@KristyKreme_13) October 16, 2017

21. Shopaholic Paradise

It’s not an addiction if you come home with things that you actually want. It’s just a beneficial hobby. Every trip to T.J. Maxx is a chance to improve your lot in life.

No one knows happiness like a shopaholic exploring a new TJ Maxx.

— Stacey (@skittle624) April 10, 2021

22. Bold Choice

Home Goods, Marshalls, and T.J. Maxx are all great options when it comes to shopping. Let’s be honest though. There can only be one real number one.

I get candles from:
• HomeGoods
• TJ Maxx
• Marshall’s

Kiss my ass.

— LookAtDustin (@LookAtDustin) April 7, 2021

23. Sunny Days

When it’s nice outside, there is no better place to be. TJ’s is where all of the action is. It’s such a pleasant place to spend an afternoon.

There’s something about the nice weather that says “ just go to tj maxx “

— bec☀️ (@becshine) April 8, 2021

24. Changing Styles

T.J. Maxx is the kind of place that you can just casually spend a couple hundred on a whim. You go in the morning to get a couple of shirts and come out with a whole new wardrobe. That’s how it always goes.

I spent 180 dollars at TJ maxx before 10 am because I had no summer business casual

— a married raccoon wearing tevas in a chickfila (@photofettbh) April 12, 2021

25. Running Errands

This woman knows the way. Go in for some nail polish, come out with some sweet biker shorts. That’s how all of the pros do it!

I went to TJ maxx for some nail polish and walked out with 4 tops, 2 biker shorts and a pair of pants. Ask me if I bought any nail polish🤡

— Jenelee.xo (@jenxleexo) April 12, 2021

26. Nice Variety

Here is just one example of the kind of treasures you can find in the store — pet beds. They have lots and lots of pet beds. Some of them are fancier than others.

look at TJ Maxx’s selection of pet beds 🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/KanKnjd0Uj

— Teddi (@TB_W_Chocolate) April 7, 2021

27. Full Calendar

You can never spend too much time at T.J. Maxx. Go on Monday. Go on Tuesday. Really, you should probably just go every day.

went to tjmaxx yesterday and i think i’m going to go back today, i didn’t get enough pointless items

— keelz (@kiwiikeelz) April 11, 2021

28. Unexplainable Allure

This Tweet is so true. Why are any of us here? This store draws us to it like moths towards a flame.

Overheard in TJ maxx, “I don’t even know why I’m here.” Girl same.

— K8 (@xkrh26) April 10, 2021

29. Surprise Bag

It all starts with one item, then it snowballs from there. It’s pretty hard to stop. T.J. Maxx is basically just one amazing special after another.

i blinked and all of a sudden i’m down $200 and there’s a tjmaxx bag on my arm .

— klee (@kleebeee) April 12, 2021

30. Take My Money!

Here we have another recent convert. Once you go T.J. Maxx, there’s no turning back. A paycheck from work might as well just be a T.J. Maxx gift card.

I can officially say I get it now, I’ve finally reached the age where I understand why my mom spends so much of her time and money at TJ Maxx. That store can have my whole paycheck at this point, they have it all!

— Dominique (@dominiqueowen_) April 10, 2021

31. False Advertising

This woman makes a really good point. How many World’s Best Moms can there be? Shouldn’t it be a singular title?

Why does TJ Maxx have more than one World’s Best Mom mug for sale?

— Andi (@smiles_and_nods) January 16, 2021

32. Resisting Temptation

This face says everything that needs to be said. It’s the look of T.J. Maxx shoppers everywhere. Trying to resist is futile.

Me in the checkout line at TJ Maxx trying not to get the extra candles or snacks or cute mugs that they’re tempting me with pic.twitter.com/Kc0rMweZvl

— AJ (@ajiswriting) January 25, 2021

33. Candle Fanatics

In order to pick a good candle out, you have to test them all. It’s the only way to make sure you are making the right choice. It’s super satisfying too.

It’s crazy how the first sip of coffee in the morning an smelling every single candle in TJ Maxx gives me the exact same feeling

— JavaSok (@javasok) February 15, 2021

34. Hide And Seek

This Tweet brings back so many memories. You are never too old to have some goofy fun. Little kids everywhere all know that T.J. Maxx is the best place to play.

im 23 years old but I still hide from my mom in the clothes racks when she takes me back to school shopping at TJ Maxx 😃

— patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) January 24, 2021

35. Umbrella Shopping

Despite what some people may think, T.J. Maxx isn’t just for women. Men can find plenty of things there too. It’s a store where everybody can find something exciting to buy.

will never forget asking an associate at TJ Maxx “do you have any umbrellas” and them being like “no, not really. though I suppose we have ladies’ umbrellas” and I asked to see the ladies’ umbrellas and was led to a bunch of regular umbrellas

— Joe Johnson (@JoeJohnsonIce) December 14, 2020

36. Loading Up On Groceries

Really, since T.J. Maxx became a thing, grocery stores aren’t even necessary anymore. You can find all sorts of exotic chips, snacks, and everything else that you need for a balanced diet. The whole food pyramid is represented there.

tj maxx is the seasoning, supplement & snack plug

— neighborhood health gworl 🫐 (@healthgworl) February 24, 2021

37. Supervision Required

Sometimes, we wish it were possible to ban ourselves from the store. Either that or have a whole team of football players to tackle us when we make bad decisions. Our wallets would certainly thank us.

No one should let me in TJ Maxx unsupervised

— Jake Marquis (@jakesonaplane) February 20, 2021

38. Candles Only

Getting in and out of T.J. Maxx without loading up a full shopping cart isn’t easy. Although, every once in a while, it’s possible to get lucky. It’s a situation that deserves a round of applause.

Went to TJ Maxx for just candles. Left TJ Maxx with candles and candles only. Please clap.

— Melanated Therapist (@nubivn_) February 7, 2021

39. Bank Account Drainer

Other times, things go horribly wrong. Willpower is not easy to muster when in the presence of so many great items. That’s for sure!

Bank account:$1400
Me at TJ Maxx: Yeah gimme the maxx

— Cato⚜️ (@callme_cato2) March 13, 2021

40. Wants Versus Needs

What more can we say? This Tweet totally sums it all up — “I want to go to TJ Maxx I don’t need anything but I wanna go.” It might as well be the T.J. Maxx motto.

I want to go to TJ Maxx I don’t need anything but I wanna go

— yvette (@tylxo_) March 20, 2021