Cake decorating can be a career for some people. They thrive on creativity and bringing the imagination of others to life. But for others, it’s just a way to pay the bills. Frankly, it always shows.
1) I See No Golf Club
Why is this drive on this cake? Well, the people at this office asked the bakery to put their boss playing golf on the cake. There was a misunderstanding and they out the flash drive that the picture was on instead.
2) Throw Your Cats in the Air
At no point in this cake decorator’s day did they question as to whether they should put a cat or a cap on that girl’s head. Maybe they never graduated?
3) Baby in R-e-e-e-d
This one is obvious. They wanted to put “Welcome Baby” on the cake in pink icing. Then of course, don’t they always write what is on the ticket? At least it’s in pink icing. Oh, wait.
4) That’s Hilarious
I wouldn’t even be mad at this one. They asked the bakery for a cake with Justin Bieber in pink on it. Well, they got Justin Bieber and Pink. Hope she likes green!
5) Oh, Jolene, What Did You Do?
This Dolly Parton cake on the left is pretty boss. But when this aunt tried to recreate it, well, let’s just hope the bakery is still open. At least she tried.
6) Makes Sense To Me
There are so many things wrong with this. First of all, they wrote, “under neat,” and I hope that’s not a copy of the original. Because if not, then they messed up in more ways than one.
7) Not Even Mad
I believe this one and I would appreciate it either way. We all want sprinkles and the cake is a meme in itself. However, not adding sprinkles to someone who wants them is a big mistake.
8) Can’t Help That
Those little signatures devices make hardly cause trouble. But today, that all changed. That cake looks awesome and tasty, but we sincerely doubt this is what was meant to be.
9) Is This the South Pole?
It’s true that most penguins are found in the Southern Hemisphere, but we like to think that the ones up north look like the one on the left. Mr. Cork Head is what happens when you breed them in the states.
10) They’re Not Wrong
To be fair, this cake decorator would be awesome at forgery. They did exactly as they were told. Look at that handwriting and proofreading marks. Spot on.
11) Over the Phone
This is why you don’t make your order over the phone. We can only assume that this was supposed to say Phillip with three dots after it. But “That That That,” could totally be something now.
12) Where Is He?
I apologize, but I cannot find a bunny anywhere in that picture. I see a few whiskers and that’s about it. There seems to be a third eye though, so maybe he’s using it to disort our perception.
13) Minecraft is Ready
They will definitely know when this is to be picked up now. Do you think that cake in the picture is also what they were supposed to make? Oopsie. Super fail!
14) We Do Confirm
Looks like Rebecca is going to have a nice Comfirmation now. The parents picked out a cake from their book and decided on number 315. This is what they got.
15) It’s No Surprise That Her Name Means bEaUtY
This poor Belle was horribly ravaged. Probably had her jewelry stolen too. Nope, there it is, pretty little white M&Ms. Isn’t she precious? The Beast must be so proud.
16) Nothing to Be Ashamed Of
Choice colors here, in this case. But if I got a cake every time that I took a bath, I’d take them far more often. Who wouldn’t? This kid is going to be so spoiled.
17) Get Out of My Swamp
If this was the Shrek in the movie, we can guarantee you that there wouldn’t be anybody in his swamp. This is the R-rated horror movie starring Shrek. Good luck watching it alone.
18) So Close This Time
This kid make his little sister a cake for her birthday and you know what, it’s a good thing he got that cake foam to put on top of it. That was a good save, man.
19) Not a Duck
You know how autocorrect always wants you to say “duck”? Well, this is the opposite of that. They wanted a cute little duck on their cake and ended up with this monstrous camel thing.
20) Can’t Complain
After seeing these other cakes, this one doesn’t look so bad. The horn is pretty good and the mane mullet is not all that bad. However, side-by-side, you can see how one would be disappointed.
21) Feisty One
This sounds super depressing and not full of love at all. But we know that’s not what was supposed to be put on this cake, right? Or is this for Eeyore after all?
22) Make Them Different Next Time
When you order two cakes, make sure that you specify that you want the same writing on each of them. Otherwise, they but “Happy Birthday on Both.”
23) Fill ‘Er Up
Maybe just maybe someone wanted a Chevron cake. But more than likely, they just wanted to colors and not have the word “Chevron” written on their birthday cake.
24) A Rare Pink One
Whoever asked for this cake probably did appreciate the colors, but that’s about it. This poor unicorn’s horn is depressing and her depression is causing her to give us the crazy eye.
This poor Chewbacca would only be recognized if put next to the original. Which is super adorable. This attempt though, is actually the worst thing we’ve seen today. And that’s saying a lot.
26) Copyright Infringement
The fear of copyright infringement is the only reason to do this. Whoever ordered this is probably geeking out over the mistake, red face and all. Maybe the cake decorator is dyslexic?
27) So Wrong
At first, you think, “wow, Mark spelled with a C?” And then, you’ll think, “with the sea? That sounds relaxing!” And then, you’ll see that they spelled brithday wrong and this cake is a disaster.
28) He’s a Dangerous Animal
Porcupines are sweet and adorable little shrew-like creatures. Unless someone underqualified makes a cake inspired by one. Then…everything changes.
29) There was Room
They wondered if there was room to put their son’s name on the cake. Turns out, there’s room for much more nonsense than that. These people need a raise.
That is such a beautiful orignal Belle cake that it looks like a real dress! However, this copycat. That’s about the saddest thing that I’ve ever seen. The poor dear.
31) It’s Me!
At least they spelled his name right. BUt that’s about all they did right. Even with fondant, they found a way to destroy Mario and give him an extra arm.
32) We Do Know Him
It’s amazing that we can recognize who this is. But that’s the only compliment we have to give. Sure, that green is also beautiful, but if this is the best Hulk you have, then you should switch careers.
33) He Done Did It
To be fair, this is confusing. Fill the cake with dots? Not polka dots or spots? Okay then. Perhaps we can forgive that misunderstanding. But “fallowing”? Nope.
34) Gotta Try This
Matt is going to be in for quite the surprise when he starts reading this. His eyebrows will lower with each word. This is one of those tricks you’d love to try with your friend.
35) That’s One Lazy Person
Did they misunderstand or are they really that lazy? Would it hurt to call and ask if you wanted the rings or the words? Did they expect this person to draw a picture of what they wanted?
36) This Explains a Lot
This makes you wonder who messed up here. Was it the person who told them what to write or the decorator themself? Either way, this must be one depressed teen.
37) What’s You Been Up To, Woody?
Poor Woody must have had a rough night. We see this mess and wonder exactly what that is supposed to be. If this was on purpose, shame on whoever thought of it.
So, they wanted this to say “Congratulations, You Did It.” That doesn’t seem like too much too ask. But when you open that box and see “Congration You Done It,” your mouth will never close again.
39) Who Lives In a Pineapple?
Not this guy. Though he probably should be dumped in the sea. How in the world this happened is beyond human comprehension. It’s best not to dwell on this cursed cake.
40) Rudolph’s Cousin
To be completely fair, Rudolph was made fun of becaus he had a big red nose and he became famous, Santa’s number one reindeer. So we really shouldn’t throw stones.