Facebook Marketplace is a novel way to sell a few things locally. Most people use it to declutter their homes. They make a bit of extra money by selling their old juicers, exercise equipment, or lightly used items. This, however, is not how everyone uses Facebook Marketplace.
There are quite a few people out there who have crossed the line when it comes to what they are willing to post on Facebook for a few extra dollars. Here are seventy-five of the worst ones we have seen:
This rather affordable tattoo artist is willing to offer their services. We cannot promise that it will be pretty or safe, but at least there’s a discount if you want Jesus playing basketball permanently on your arm.
There is only one question that needs to be asked. Are the ashes still in it?
#3 Bringing back the dead
At least they are honest about where the Snuggies came from. They should get some credit for that. But who really wants to use the same thing someone died in?
Sometimes, you get halfway through a project and discover that it’s just too much work. We’re thinking they started with chipping off some of the paint before giving up.
This dollhouse is just unique. The question is, what kid would it not creep out?
We’re not sure about the style, but that isn’t even the problem here. Why would you buy something when even the model has to use both hands to keep it from falling down?
It’s not just the products that have us wondering what is going on with Marketplace posts. What is with this picture?
Yes, just like the seller says, the fridge only needs a little cleaning. We recommend doing that cleaning with a blowtorch.
#9 More than a little used
Getting used tires always seems a little sketchy, but sometimes you just don’t have the money for new ones. Whatever you do, don’t trust what the ad says. Actually check the tread, especially in this case.
Have you ever had one of those days when the street ate your car, so you decided to sell it? This seller may have.
Although, we can’t entirely rule out the possibility of this particular Marketplace ad being a joke. Actually, we kind of hope it is.
For some reason, we doubt this is the real Ed Sheeran. For one thing, they didn’t even spell his name right.
This ad leaves a lot of questions. Is it special cheese? Did they make it? Or did they just need something to sell and started looking in the fridge?
The cheese mystery just keeps getting stranger. Why do they have a wheel of cheese in their car?
Hey, if you believe in magic, this just might work. It’s definitely not created in a factory.
#15 Signed by God himself
Selling a signed yearbook is a little weird. Selling a signed bible, especially when you’re claiming it was signed by the almighty himself, is just downright strange.
The things we think are questionable and the things Facebook thinks are questionable are not always the same. They might need to update their filters.
Finally, something we would normally see on Facebook Marketplace. Oh, wait, it looks like it has traveled the world about five hundred times.
This is not the mistake you ever want to make. We hope people didn’t treat him too harshly for this one.
We wonder if they got fired for making a tooth-bat at work. It would only be as strange as their Marketplace ad.
#20 It’s not just the sellers
Facebook Marketplace buyers can be just as bad. This one was clearly looking to trade up.
Selling a wasp is bizarre enough. Breaking it apart and selling each part individually just kicks it up one more notch.
This one isn’t technically a Marketplace ad. You would have to go all the way to eBay for this gem.
We have to ask. Would anyone pay for this? How is there an entire strange-shaped Cheeto market?
They should not be advertising this. The only people looking at it should be in the medical profession.
If there is one rule that every seller on Facebook Marketplace should abide by, it is this: Be aware that some surfaces are reflective.
This budding artist is about to discover the first rule of becoming an artist: Don’t quit your day job.
Again, some objects are reflective. This particularly applies to mirrors.
#28 Covering the license plate
People get creative when covering up a license plate. Some use the marker function on Paint. Some apply a sticker. Then there is this guy.
There are a lot of misunderstandings on the internet. To reduce the chance of mishaps, including a picture is always wise.
#30 When you love your car
A lot of cars out there have been given a name. Apparently, this one is God. We wonder if the seas of traffic part when you drive it.
Whey are they hiding behind the sofa? Wouldn’t it have made more sense to hide behind the photographer?
When you’re high out of your mind on painkillers because of a major burn injury, selling your old skin on Facebook may make sense. However, you’ll regret it when the medication wears off.
When people envision a spa chair, they’re usually thinking about a clean and pleasant experience. This would not provide that.
#34 Deceptive advertising
Some people will do anything for a little cash. This is pushing it.
It goes beyond “slightly used” when the toe prints are actually embedded into the sandals. Maybe someone should inform the seller.
We don’t know what is going on here. Just please do not buy this wig or meet this seller in a dark alley.
Harold passed away six months ago. This was his chair. We have to wonder if he died due to a gunshot wound.
Do you have a hard time telling people things they don’t want to hear? This guy will do it for you.
#39 Previously used tooth
It’s unfortunate when dental work comes loose. This seller decided to profit from the experience.
We know times are tough. However, no one should have to sink this low.
When discovering a prosthetic limb in a parking lot, most people would try to locate the owner or leave it at the customer service desk. This entrepreneur had other ideas.
We all know that came from a mug they broke sometime in the past ten years. The question is, do they know that we know?
She doesn’t actually know if it’s illegal or not. That didn’t stop her from posting it.
We can see what they are selling. We just cannot understand what on earth they are saying.
The title leaves you wondering what other gas it could be using. Then you see the word on the side of the bike. Is the other gas poop?
Maybe the artist intended for these gourds to look like ghosts. However, that is not what they look like.
This falls into the category of completely random. Would you buy beans by the tank full?
#48 Facebook Marketplace style
When a product isn’t selling anywhere, where does it end up? On Facebook Marketplace, of course.
Rendezvous can be a hard word to spell. However, when it’s right in front of you in the picture, and you still get it wrong, that’s just facepalm worthy.
If you thought the sellers were bad, take a look at some of the buyers. We think we know what they meant, but it’s still funny anyway.
There are so many questions. What is going on? Is he the one taking the picture? Should we call 911?
Mercury is incredibly dangerous. Selling it in random soda bottles on Facebook is even worse.
When your baskets aren’t selling, there’s still an option: bring some attention to them by dressing like a basket case.
The duck seems a little expensive. However, it’s the model holding the duck that really brings this photo to life.
Sure, just about anyone can afford to buy it. The question is, would anyone dare to enter it?
What kid doesn’t want a toy box that’s actually a coffin? Maybe it can go next to the urn they also purchased on the Marketplace.
This is an odd thing to sell. The spelling errors only add to the peculiarity.
It may have seemed like a good idea at the time. However, he may regret it by next week.
We can confirm that the furniture they are selling is very sturdy. It can support multiple dirty dishes.
Be careful when getting custom orders through the Marketplace. This may be the result.
There are many absurd claims that come along with artwork. This one might be going to the top of the list.
When forking over $600, most of us want to know what we’re buying. What if it turns out to be invisible furniture?
There are creative styles out there. There are also false lashes that seem to actually be intended to stab you in the eye.
Actually, this might be one of the more normal things we have seen. That’s not saying much.
It could be an old flipflop. It could have belonged to Jesus. The keyword here is “could.”
This potential purchaser just wanted to know if the washing machine being sold actually worked or not.
When the seller finally answered if the washer functioned, the answer was no.
This does not appear to be a picture of a wooden pillar. What, exactly, are we buying?
Some things should not be sold. This includes random eggs you discovered in a bush.
It’s a nice camera effect. We wonder if the person selling the “cloak” will let you know where to download it from.
Of all the products that could turn stomachs, this is definitely one of them. Who would even think this was a good thing to make or sell?
It’s easier to sell something that is in like-new condition. This bed might have qualified twenty years ago.
They admit they bought the ring for only a few dollars. You just need to believe in their magical ability to turn a profit.
There are only a select few things in life that you should not sell. This is in the top three.
We don’t know what they were thinking when they modified the car. We really don’t know what they were thinking when they tried to sell it like that.
The body can, apparently, produce gems. That does not mean that you should sell them on Facebook.
