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Christmas is supposed to be a joyous festive time. One where homes and stores go all out to decorate their spaces to spread cheer. And sometimes those attempts fail.

And sometimes they fail quite hard. These Christmas designs have ended up lopsided, inappropriate, and downright perverted. It’s a wonder how some of these fails have gone unnoticed by designers.

It makes you wonder whether it was done on purpose or not. Maybe they were, maybe they weren’t. We’ll let you decide.

Here are 75 inappropriate Christmas design fails that are just plain ridiculous:

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MrsManxTiger Source: MrsManxTiger

1) Ho Ho Hell

Children are going to be horrified with this display. It’s supposed to say: “Santa.” It’s definitely not supposed to be representing the King of Hell.

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josephinator Source: josephinator

2) Setting the Table for Christmas

Christmas dinner was at grandma’s this year. This is how she set the table. Christmas will not be at grandma’s next year.

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Lemonlaksen Source: Lemonlaksen

3) Christmas Boobs

These are supposed to be Christman thumbprint cookies. You’re supposed to make them with chocolate Kisses. This person made them with chocolate bells instead. Now they look like boobs.

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4) Tits Now

This wrapping paper is supposed to say: “Let It Snow.” But this was a major fail. You should never use this wrapping paper on smaller packages.

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WharfBlarg Source: WharfBlarg

5) Bend Over Bear

This is a Christmas display in a mall. These bears look like they are getting it on. These bears are very poorly placed.

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MrsManxTiger Source: MrsManxTiger

6) Christmas Underpants

If there were a few more strands, then this wouldn’t look so bad. But that’s not what happened here. Now these Christmas lights look like Christmas underpants.

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ProgVal Source: ProgVal

7) Santa Please Stop

It’s not just the lettering on the sign. The reindeer and this little boy are just too close for comfort. The face on this little boy is creepy as hell.

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ChikNuget Source: ChikNuget

8) Bell Shaped Bell

These are some bell-shaped Christmas bells. They were made by Captain Obvious. The person who bought them is going to put them on their Christmas tree shaped Christmas tree.

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9) OH, OH, OH Merry Christmas!

This is a really cute Christmas decoration. It just depends on what end of the street you’re standing on. Because it doesn’t make sense at all on one end of the street.

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NotAgainBen Source: NotAgainBen

10) Stoned Christmas Bears

These Christmas bears look stone AF. That or they are zombie bears. They look super creepy and not Christmasy at all.

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11) Treason for the Season

What’s the reason for the season? Is it treason? I think some viewers might be a little confused by this.

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TommBomBadil Source: TommBomBadil

12) Suicide Santa

Christmas makes you want to jump for joy. But this is a poor place to explain this. It makes this Santa look suicidal.

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dtschoerner Source: dtschoerner

13) Halloween or Christmas?

Is this a Christmas decoration or a horror scene for Halloween. Who stabbed these reindeer in the eyes with their own antlers? What is happening here?

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EndlessDaydreamer Source: EndlessDaydreamer

14) Grandma’s Candle Holders

Grandma got new candle holders. They are so adorable. Except for the placement of the hands and very phallic shape of the candles. Their mouths are also a little too wide open for this scenario.

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Anitia158 Source: Anitia158

15) For Kids

Yeah, so this shirt was made for kids. Yes, someone said to themselves that this would be a great idea. Wrong… they were very, very wrong.

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MsMeowkins Source: MsMeowkins

16) Candle Cookies

These are candle Christmas cookies that grandma made. She was very proud of them. She didn’t notice that they were extremely phallic looking.

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furzigel Source: furzigel

17) Santa and His Rod

What the hell is this supposed to even be? It’s a statue of Santa Claus in Rotterdam. But what the hell is he supposed to be holding?

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gamble87 Source: gamble87

18) Changing Christmas Mug

This person thought they were buying a black mug. The mug was supposed to turn into a blue Christmas scene when filled. This is what they got instead.

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Matt Source: Matt

19) Camel Toe Thigh Gap

At first glance, this looks like a gorgeous Christmas light display. But when you take a second look, it looks like something else. It looks light you’re driving through a thigh gap with camel toe.

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20) Inappropriate!

These Christmas decorations were taken off store shelves because of their “unintentional perversion.” How could this possibly be unintentional? The elf is blushing for heck’s sake.

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sonofwillyard Source: sonofwillyard

21) A Squirrel and His Nuts

I don’t find this particularly odd or offensive. But apparently others did. It was removed a few days later. It’s just a squirrel with some nuts dangling below.

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22) Actual Christmas Lights

These are ACTUAL Christmas lights. Hung by an ACTUAL municipality. How do things like this even happen?

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23) Christmas Balls

This was supposed to be a nice family Christmas card photo. And it was until there was an unfortunate placement of these Christmas balls. If that’s supposed to be mistletoe, it’s even worse.

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Csimiami Source: Csimiami

24) Christmas Butt Plug Tree

This was a sculpture erected in Paris. It’s supposed to be a Christmas tree. But it looks more like a butt plug.

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25) Thanks Mom

Mom got her daughter this nice insulated container for Christmas. She even got it monogramed. That part didn’t work out so well.

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Snowy_Boy Source: Snowy_Boy

26) Daytime vs. Nighttime

These Christmas decorations make total sense at night. But the daytime is a different story. In the daytime it looks like they’re… well.

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27) Olaf’s Frozen Adventure

Christmas is supposed to be what dreams are made of. Not nightmares. But this ornament is what nightmares are made of.

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28) Santa on the Inside

Why did this candymaker choose to only give Santa’s hat a different shape? Why aren’t there any other bulges on his body? Did he want this to look like a dong without its wrapper?

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serious_redditor Source: serious_redditor

29) Baby Jesus

This is a baby Jesus ornament found in a store. Is baby Jesus OK? He doesn’t look OK here.

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30) Flickering Lights

These are flickering lights. But the manufacturer used a poor choice of font here. It looks like it says something else.

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31) Hemorrhoids or Bow?

This is a poor choice of a tail design. The tail isn’t long enough and the bow looks weird. It looks like this horse has really bad hemorrhoids.

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Lexpert1 Source: Lexpert1

32) McDonald’s Mittens

This person saw something different when the looked at the McDonald’s mittens. They drew some hands on it. Now you get a better idea.

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33) No Surprise Surprise

There is a surprise plush inside this ornament ball. But it’s not much of a surprise. You can see exactly what it is.

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HydeAndSeek95 Source: HydeAndSeek95

34) Santa’s Syrup

Santa wants to dribble syrup on your pancakes. Do you want some of Santa’s syrup? Neither does anyone else.

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Pyehole Source: Pyehole

35) Suicide Party Favor

This little gun came out of a cracker at a work Christmas party. It’s a whistle. You have to put the barrel in your mouth to blow it.

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HembraunAirginator Source: HembraunAirginator

36) Sh*t Tree

This is a mall Christmas tree. I hope they were going for a candy look and this was supposed to look like chocolate. I can’t imagine they intended to have a Christmas tree that looks like a pile of sh*t.

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maxt0r Source: maxt0r

37) Christmas Clan

I’m assuming this is supposed to be some kind of festive scent diffuser. I have no idea. But they look like Kl Klux Klan members seriously lacking in Christmas spirit.

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Niels_versteeg Source: Niels_versteeg

38) Severed Toe Ornament

At first glance this looks like a baby. It’s supposed to be baby Jesus. It looks kind of like a severed toe though.

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JoshuaHubert Source: JoshuaHubert

39) Naughty Santa

Looks like Santa is on his