Babies and toddlers may look all cute and cuddly when they smile and coo at you. But, not all kiddos are born with innocent halos on their heads.
In fact, some of the tiny tykes who crawl out of the womb are nothing more than punks, thugs, and world-dominating gangstas! The only rules they play by are mob boss rules, and even then they might surprise you with their cheeky lawlessness.
From the irreverent tot cop who constantly blocks in the neighbor’s car with his mini cooper, to the high flying ladies man who’s got lots of swagger, here are 75 of the most badass boss babies ever known to man.
1) “This baby was a mob boss in his previous life.”
@nilsneo:
“But, now you come to me, and you say: “Baby Corleone, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godbaby. Instead, you come into my house on the day my rubber duckie is to be christened in this here pool, and you ask me to do murder for money.”
2) “You can talk to me now”
@Maggie Mae:
“Tell me more about this… play ground…”
3) “My son has been in a NICU for over a month now, this is his reaction when a nurse comes in.”
@jpparkenbone:
“I am concerned for that nurse’s well-being. Your son is about to kick some ass.”
EarthWurmSlim:
“One of these days, nurse. One of these days…”
4) Even lil’ thugs need a relaxing day at the spa
@Uni N:
“Oh this is Life!”
@Carlos Solano:
“The Yakuza Baby Boss!!!”
5) “I was at my buddy’s place when his neighbor came over and said my buddy’s son blocked him in…”
@Berkbelts:
“In fact he’s getting out to confront the neighbor.”
@kat_loves_tea:
“A miniature mini blocking in a mini. Yep.”
6) “I think my son is plotting something…”
@IDidNotGoToUniversity:
“I wager that evil mini-genius is going to decimate diaper city with a poop bomb probably currently doing so.”
7) “Touch my cake, and I will cut you!”
@Cat Meow:
“I know the feeling, bb. I really do”
8) Just a middle-aged baby boy chillin’ in his Jacuzzi
9) Baby thug’s got talent
10) “Your baby merely adopted the thug life, my nephew was born in it, molded by it.”
@professor_doom:
“His gang must be The Cribs.”
@brussels4breakfast:
“And we shall call him Snoop Cubby.”
11) “My son is only 5 days old and already has seen some sh*t.”
@lalalilu:
“Omg he looks like my 96-year-old Chinese grandmother.”
@talkwin:
“Your kid looks like he’s already a drinker.”
@TheBlackShakes:
“I bet he’s been hitting the bottle every day.”
12) “Took this at the perfect moment.”
@Hewgag:
“Look, between me n’ you…. I prefer the milk right from the tap! Knowwhatimsayin????”
@Jesse1025:
“I imagine him doing Joey Tribiani’s ‘How you doin??'”
13) Baby Moses ain’t got nothing on this kid
@Shaun Lew:
“He’s all like “I just pee peed in here and they don’t know'”
@Maggie Mae:
“I see you looking.. And I know you’re impressed!”
14) “The Thug Life didn’t choose her….she chose the Thug Life.”
@rai mei:
“Baby: this is what ya get for taking a picture while I’m in my meal time.”
15) Trying to steal his sister’s thunder
@Maja Laimaa:
“Omg I almost just peed myself.”
@Sas:
“She blew! Her hair moves AFTER the candle was blown by this little rascall! He is just mad he is too late!! Haha but this spoils it right?”
16) He’s got moves like Mick Swagger
@NotACreativeName1:
“Man is he going to enjoy this picture when he’s older.”
@Christinabanana:
“Kid’s so fly he’s already taken the plane to 50,000 ft.”
17) “Check out my tiger, yo.”
@BigBilbobaggins:
“Aww, Baby’s first rap album cover.”
@anonymous:
“MAI TIGGA”
18) “Gangsta baby with his loyal followers”
@carolhoun:
“I already know which ones going to be the boss!!!! Lol”
19) “My 8 week old son always stares at my boobs after I get out of the shower. This was his expression this morning.”
@terminal_anonymity:
“Somebody photoshop a gold chain and chest hair on this baby!”
@longshot:
“He’s working on his squat, it’s just hard to tell when he’s not holding a cigarette.”
20) “My friend’s son is definitely going to be a villain in a few years…”
@Fiss:
“You were right, Admiral Fluffybear. Your days of failing me are indeed over. In fact, your stuffing is proving the perfect fire-starter.”
21) “My friend’s kid has an amazing poker face.”
@Leo-D:
“All in motherf**kers”
@Maggie Mae:
“Nice try gram-gram…Full house! Pay up!”
22) This Jay Z lookalike was flipping the bird back in the early days
23) ‘Sup dawg!
24) “Neighbor kid getting a little too handsy with my daughter…”
@edgar_allen_bro:
“Yeah, I reached second base before kindergarten. Get at me.”
@carnival_24:
“They will re-create this photo in 20 years.”
25) Mini Cassanova getting ready for private party
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26) You thought you were cool as a kid?
@Maggie Mae:
“Sock with sandals… Dad dressed him”
27) Whut?
28) There can be only one…
@Maggie Mae:
“Welcome to the thunder dome bitch!”
@Jennifer Hargett:
“Ahhh, siblings. No one else will ever wield the power to torture you and make you laugh quite the same way.”
29) Toddler thug breathalyzed before the age of 2
30) C’mon, hurry up and hide!
31) Fingers of Fury: Atheist Showdown at Baby Baptism
32) Geez, some privacy please!
33) “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
34) Deal with it!
@Heather Keedy Bateman:
“Lol–I’m a little disturbed that all the dolls are naked!”
@rai mei:
“I’m more disturbed by his mature look.”
35) “This photo of my daughter walking away like a total badass.”
@ItWasFearOfMyselfThatMadeMeOdd:
“Looks like Fisher… paid the Price.”
36) “I took a picture of my daughter, and a rap album cover happened.”
@Ninjacobra5:
“She looks like she’s about to drop the hottest album [of the year] right into her diaper.”
@MatticusXII:
“The hottest new album from Little Tykes Music Group featuring: Pacifiers And Gerbers Ft. Bad Baby, They see me Strollin’ They Hatin, Pamper Me, Gucci Gucci Goo Goo Ga Ga.”
37) I don’t need your stinking charity!
38) Stop! Talk to the hand.
@Cat Meow:
“Not sure what’s killing me more, the hand or the facial expression… probably the combination of both.”
39) It’s not easy being this cool
40) Baby road rage
@Carrie Shaw:
“This is another guy I’ve seen on the streets!!! Looks like he’s getting ready to ram me!”
41) He’s seen some [bleep] and is contemplating his next move
42) “My son was Joe Rogan for his first Halloween.”
@gnatty_gains:
“I have a cousin that gave birth to a baby with a six-pack. everyone was really worried at first because we thought it meant the baby was too skinny or somethin’, but it turned out he was just usin’ the umbilical cord as a total gym.”