There are old school dads, strict dads, hip dads, awkward dads, and funny dads. But one thing that stays the same is the “dad jokes” that we love to love. And no, we’re not only talking about the “Hi, hungry. It’s me, Dad.” kind of puns, but also their over-the-top humor and references fresh from a generation we barely knew.
Bring your drum sting for this one because you won’t be using it just once. Here are 70+ dads doing what dads do best — telling jokes worthy of taking the cake.
1) Watch Out! That One Didn’t Go Over Well…
“This little girl asked for Frozen gifts this Christmas..”
2) Godzilla Attacks!!
“My Dad Just Moved To Tokyo. I Asked For A Picture Of The View From His Apartment…”
3) Pop Goes the Dad
“my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out…”
4) We Are Burritos
5) Did This Dad Just Bring Lingerie To School?
“Never ask your dad to bring you stuff at school”
6) “Never Forget”
“After A Multi-year Battle I Finally Convinced My Dad To Upgrade His Old Nokia 3310 To An Iphone. The Custom Phone Case He Ordered For It Arrived Today..”
7) All the Secrets
8) The Circle of Life
“My Girlfriend’s Dad Sent Me This Picture Of Himself Today”
9) Dad Joke, Or… ?
“My dad had other ideas..”
10) Pac Man Pancakes!
“My Dad Was Looking At Me Like This For Like 5 Minutes Until I Looked Down At His Plate”
11) My Pumpkin Got Braces, I’m A Dentist!
“My friend’s dad is a dentist. This is his pumpkin for Halloween.”
12) Photo Editing Skills: Advanced!
“My Dad said my dog took over my room after I left for College. He sent me this…”
13) You Wanna See A Bra Pic?
“A girl got a text from a boy asking to see her in her bra, dad replied.”
14) Do I Have Something On My Face?
“My dad put strawberries on his face and asked if he had an acne problem”
15) “World Sandwich”!!
“My dad and I created a “World Sandwich” from Cordoba, Spain to the exact opposite side of the world in Hamilton, New Zealand.”
“My Dad keeps placing this around to scare me”
17) Living Proof Of Dad Jokes
“Exact photo description of a dad joke in action”
18) It’s A Flashy Christmas!
“My dad is an OB/GYN, and was on-call for Christmas. This is how he went to round on patients this morning.”
19) Dogs On Duty
“My apartment lost power for two days. I complained to my dad, and minutes later, I got a text: “They’re on the case!” “
20) A Dad Joke To Stay Afloat
“My dad has a good sense of humour”
21) Your Need For Speed
“So my friend has her first driving lesson with her Dad.”
22) Relaxin With The Cat
“Was in my room studying when my dad sent me this photo.”
23) Berry Toilet Bomb… Oops!
“When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner’
24) Cat Cash
“Just got home from work and found this note from my dad on the fridge…a little confused, i walked to into the living room to find my cat as promised. Thanks dad!’
“My dad simultaneously discovered Snapchat and started decorating for Halloween… this is the result.”
26) Dad’s Stuck In The Computer Again…
This might be kind of a mean dad joke. How old is the daughter? Great photo editing skills though, it looks so real!
“My daughter had a nightmare about me getting sucked into the computer, after she watched Tron. This is what she will wake up to”
27) Hair Extension Beard
“My uncle and dad found my cousin’s hair extensions, and sent the whole family glamour shots.”
28) It’s Punny!
“My friends wife let him name their new puppy.”
29) Dad Joke Alert!
“My dad and his morbid sense of humor make their way to the family reunion”
30) Santa’s Taking A Bathroom Break
“My dad’s proudest Christmas decoration.”
31) Spider Cat
“Walked on my husband walking the cat across the ceiling while singing “Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does Whatever a Spider Cat Does” “
32) A Literal and Punny Picture
“My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy”
33) You Know He Planned Ahead For This One
“My dad likes to get up to hijinks when left alone’
34) Dad Feeding
“This is why I can’t take my Dad to nice places…”
35) An Ode To The Snowball
“My dad made a good snowball I guess, he’s really proud, he even made this photo his profile picture..’
36) Dad Dresses Chunky Kid As Tomato
“So I was a fat baby. This fact was not lost on my dad.”
37) The Rude Belly Flop
“My dad, the belly flop king, about to ruin my moms afternoon.”
38) I Let The Kitten Drive
“My dad brought a kitten home and let it drive.”
39) The Cleaning Fairy
40) I’m A Highlighter
“My dad loves neon yellow running gear. People always joke that he looks like a highlighter. So he became one.”