Pastors are church leaders that speak with confidence, strength, and conviction in every sermon. They exude all the rightful values that God has outlined in the Bible and have taken it upon themselves to spread that influence to as many people as possible.
Unfortunately, not all pastors have been ordained properly. Some have made terrible decisions and have ended up spending money on luxury brand items that are unrepresentative of God’s teachings.
Greed is the root of all evil and these 50 images show just why.
1) Need A Boost?
These two are having a ball of a time at the airport. Their new custom Yeezy Boost 350 are shining brighter than the sun. With no holds bar, we’re sure the Lord is blessing them the way they should be.
2) Payless Prayer
Belts are a pretty inexpensive accessory to own. You can go to your nearest Marshall, Ross, or even TJMaxx and walk away with a rather inexpensive brand less than $20. However, a belt that costs $490 is truly a luxury not worth having.
3) Your Airness
Having the latest style of footwear is an acceptable hobby for most. But when you’re setting your entire life as a mission to spread the word of God, then you might want to hold off on spending your pennies. A whopping $925 is what these pretty puppies ended up costing.
4) Cleaner Than a Whistle
Nothing is ever too clean and sharp for fashionistas. Even pastor Joseph Prince won’t go anywhere without looking as pristine as the holy grail. This hoodie has a price tag of $525 and is fit for only the most devoted of pastors.
5) Versace, Versace, Versace
Need we say more? This pastor thought he would preach in style with a pair of these luxurious gems. It wasn’t easy to come by, as these puppies were worth a shocking $995. The things one can do with all that money, yet some people prefer to spend it on luxury brands.
6) Church of the Leather-Day Saints
These beautiful high-top sneakers might seem suitable for an athlete, or better yet, a pastor who stands up delivering sermons non-stop. At least they’re practical in that they provide good support for your ankles. Let’s just ignore the fact that they cost an arm and kidney to own.
7) The Holy Ghost Package
Now, this is what you call a pastor that’s profiting. His entire get-up is a walking shopping mall. From head to toe, he’s covered in all the things God preached would be the folly of mankind: greed.
8) Praise be to Burberry
A moment of silence for all the resources spent to purchase this simple jacket. The Bible is making a strong case for the best book to read to gain more wealth. You can’t fit in and stand out at the same time, sure, but have you seen how you’re standing with all that you have fitted?
9) Yeezy Peezy
If Kanye West is involved, then you know it has some air of controversy around it. Whether this was a way to gain more exposure, it still didn’t require a purchase of these ghastly looking Yeezy Boost 350. God sees all my friend, and he’s definitely checking in on your recent spending account.
10) Lord Have Mercy on Your Jacket
Fashion for these pastors seems to be the common trend. Maybe expensive is their only taste and that’s what they’re relegated to after so much time making a living. Should we cut them some slack despite wasting $900 on a checkboard jacket? We might, but I don’t know about Jesus.
11) Though I Walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death (with my Jordans)
To praise God is to feel like a champion. Like any other champion, it’s good to learn from the best to ever do it. In this case, this pastor is taking a little inspiration from the one and only Michael Jordan. Except for that the inspiration here wasn’t an action or a movement, but instead a $360 purchase that depreciates by the month.
12) Gucci Down to the Socks
The Lord definitely decided to bless this holy man. You can’t call yourself a successful pastor without rocking some of the latest Gucci fashion. Next time he’s in town, the crowd should ask him where he got the $790 to spend on such fine footwear.
13) Pray for my Sins
It might release you from your pain, but it won’t release your bank account from sending in massive amounts of funds for clothing. Hopefully, he’s a little more comfortable than the average pastor given that he’s paying more than the average for this Farfetch shirt and shoes. Preaching in the Lord’s name comes with some perks, it seems.
14) Don’t Sweat It
Sweatshirts are a trend these days. They make you look all warm and snuggly for no particular reason. It’s exactly how one wants to feel when they speak the word of God onto others.
15) Kickin it With Jesus
Having a little trouble staying grounded? These shoes just might be the thing. At least this pastor seems to be all smiles and no worries with a pair of these on.
16) Belt of a 1000 Blessings
Never mind that this belt looks like Batman’s personal tool satchel. It’s important to keep your pants tight and not let an accident occur while you’re in public. It would be nice if the price went down by at least $200. Maybe then choosing my faith over fear will serve me well.
17) He Tie-Dyed For My Sins
Who would’ve thought that these pastors all shared the same taste in fashion? We won’t lie, the shirt looks comfy, but in need of a good wash. Whatever these pastors are doing to stay connected on a fashion level, it’s working to perfection.
18) No Big Deal
Congratulations on becoming the first-ever glnsummit member to wear Jordans! You and absolutely nobody else actually care about such an amazing feat. As if this post wasn’t embarrassing enough, try as best you can to look away from the price tag of these shoes or they might just make you feel more disdain.
19) Preaching with Poise
Not many things come close in making a statement like some clean kicks. This pastor knows what the deal is. He figures if he can look clean and up-to-date, he can sure capture the attention of millions and spread the gospel that way.
20) Christ Loves Camo
All things considered, camo gear for the casual pedestrian is pretty much outdatted. Not to say you can’t wear them, but it makes you look like a total tool. This pastor apparently didn’t get the memo, because if he did, he surely would not have dropped $540 on this camo shirt.
21) Feeling Fashionable
Pastors have a way with words. This pastor has a way with clothes it seems. His Burberry sweater shows just where he puts his values and priorities and it definitely doesn’t rhyme with Jesus, Lord, or God.
22) Power to the Preachers!
Expensive sneakers seem to be a common trend amongst pastors with dough to spend. This pastor here had no problem cuffing up an absurd $1045 for these Air Max. For that price, at least get some good looking shoes, man!
23) Flannel Me All You Want
Someone was looking to get some compliments that night. Or maybe they had a special someone they were trying to impress? Regardless, it didn’t require this pastor to dish out this amount of fanciness when all he was doing was trying to humbly preach the word of God.
24) Boots For The Blessings
God has definitely blessed this studly looking pastor. Fulfilling His promise includes a new pair of Amiri combat boots. May these boots serve you well on your every endeavor to spread selflessness and piety.
25) Fear God, Or My Shoes
Besides the fact that the footwear and outfit don’t quite match, the level of the ugliness of these shoes is beyond unholy. St. Peter would not dare open the door to anyone wearing these sacrilegious shoes even if he did spread the word of Christ all of his life. That price tag speaks volumes of where this pastor puts his money in.
26) Jesus on Election Day
No matter who wins, Jesus always comes out on top. If there are any losers, it’s those that decide to spend a thousand dollars on a fresh pair of Louis Vuitton sneakers. As the winner, we both know Jesus wouldn’t approve of that purchase.
27) Beetle Juice Blessing
This creepy crawler inspired footgear was just what this pastor was looking for. On the brightside, he may have gotten these fresh sneaks at a discounted price. It at least shows that he’s trying to be frugal to some degree.
28) Stepping Into Action
These are great to stunt off while promoting the spirit of God. Always be sure to be unique and modern no matter what you do. At the end of the day, just try not to throw down so much money for such useless items
29) Godly Goodness
This pastor wants to be sure he’s on point at every sermon. He doesn’t take the simple look as a fit for him, so he decided Gucci is the way to go. Seems like a logical thing to do especially when you have so much work to do to impress the audience, especially God himself.
30) Hallelejuah Heel
Bowing down for the grace of God was never smoother. These Nike’s are helping this pastor remain focused and relevant at the same time. Let’s forget we ever saw that price tag shall we?
31) The Father, The Son, and The Holy T-Shirt
As a pastor, there’s a certain level of professionalism that emanates from your presence. If you’re struggling with that, just get yourself a fancy white shirt that’s bright enough to capture attention. That’s what this pastor had in mind as he casually decided to throw $1550 at his very own Louis Vuitton shirt.
32) Shiny Shoes of Sin
It’s not a sin to be materialistic, but these shoes break that notion. The cost is the equivalent of the average rent for an apartment in Downtown Seattle for a month. Basically, the fact that the cost of these shoes can maintain someone for an entire month should put things into perspective for you.
33) Say It Loud and Proud
Unity is an important topic to talk about when it comes to a unified community under God. However, when did unity come into mind when making a purchase of this magnitude? The audacity of some of these pastors is truly heartbreaking at times.
34) Kicking it off the Right Way
Being the shinning light of faith is not an easy ordeal. It’s important to always look your best, even at the cost of excessive money spending. After all, nothing else matters as long as it’s in the name of Jesus.
35) Jacket Me Silly
This might be the most ridiculous purchase on this list. The absurdly expensive Farfetch jacket is incredibly unnecessary. It might be completely understandable considering its for a higher power of course.
36) Satchel of Peace
This easy to slide on belt bag is a priced accessory that most humans don’t consider having. It’s the equivalent of a purse for guys and serves high utility for the men looking to change the fashion game. It’s also great for pastors who need to keep an extra pouch of holy water stored for anything that should come up unexpectedly.
37) Harness the Power
The relationship with the Lord is one that requires time and dedication. This pastor thought it would be nice to have a pair of harness boots to give him the reassurance he needed. We’re glad that boots are serving him well.
38) Jacket for Jesus
This fine Gucci jacket is meant to show off the lavish side of life. The pastor here decided why not, since he is a man of God of course. No harm in trying to look your best if you have the means to.
39) Give And You Shall Recieve
And received he did. This Givenchy piece of apparel is no laughing matter. With a cost of $1145, it’s amazing that some people would actually spend the money for this.
40) Ay Dior Mio
Scratch that. This is the most ridiculous purchase on this list. The whopping $7,210 shoes are enough to put a downpayment on a brand new car and walk away with it.
41) Buckle Up
Whoever identified this belt from this image truly has incredible vision. The expensive belt is just one of many things this pastor seems to be showing off without a care in the world. Let’s just hope he has as much success in Heaven as his Earthly accomplishments.
42) Winning All The Time
Nothing makes you feel like a winner than Jordan’s own shoes. Inspired by clutchness, this pastor knows that to promote God you have to have style and poise. He went right for the very shoes that make it on time every time.
43) Stain Full of Glory
We get spending a lot of money on good looking luxury items. But this? This just looks like it wasn’t washed fully and was later drenched in some random sewer. Hopefully this pastor is happy with his selection.
44) Ball of Champions
This is a weird one. No clothes to criticize here. Just an odd beach ball with a crazy price tag that will make your eyes roll over in pain.
45) Fresh Kicks On My Feet
It’s no surprise that the most widely purchased item on this list is footwear. Most men, pastor or not, have an infatuation with rocking the latest sneakers. This one is just another that fits the bill entirely.
46) Running for Jesus
This guy needs a new fashion sense. These horrendously looking sneakers are not to be worn in public without some form of ridicule. Someone please let this man know he needs to return them as soon as possible before it gets any worse.
47) Water Walking
It’s 2021 and if you haven’t walked on water yet, then you aren’t living. These sneakers are made with the finest waterproof technology and can easily have you walking on water like Jesus. Just cough up the $1099 and you’ll be well on your way to achieving divinity.
48) Divine Dress Code
What a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a shirt. We’re talking about a basic white with a few letters on it. That’s where we are at in the state of the world.
49) Sleasy Slippers
Slip into these if you’re feeling like the next big Joel Osteen. It’s meant to have you feeling light and ready to preach in no time! Be prepared to spend a good amount to get into these puppies.
50) Stay Warm Friends
This ungodly monstrosity of a jacket is worth $9625. Yea you read that correctly. All of the proceeds go to God and his ministry, even if it does strictly support one man and his need for a costly jacket.
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