Dogs are an interesting species. Many people would love to crawl up inside the head of their dog just to find out what is going on up there. Wouldn’t it be awesome if dogs could talk? Or if we could read their minds? Unfortunately, neither of those two things are possible (right now, anyway).
Sometimes, though, it can be pretty obvious to us what our dogs are thinking, and some people even put those thoughts into text. Here are 50 ‘dog thoughts’ that dog owners will understand perfectly.
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Your dog loves you. They don’t know the best way to express this, however. To get to you, they would slide across a million hardwood floors. That’s special.
Dogs are great at keeping an eye on things around the house. The dog who had these thoughts has been keeping an eye on a skittle that fell under the fridge.
Dogs love going on walks. It’s one of the biggest moments of the day for them. This particular dog enjoys it when they get greeted by someone and their human gets ignored.
Do you ever wonder what dogs are thinking about when they shake paws with you? It turns out a contractual agreement is being formed with the canine during this process.
This dog noticed that their human was always crying and sobbing when they watch tv. In an effort to improve their human’s mental state, the dog hid all the remotes.
What is and is not considered fancy is subjective. Dogs have their own view on these things as well. Crossing your paws is a sign that you are a well-cultured canine.
For the most part, dogs wear very little clothing. This is the case even in cartoons. This particular dog felt quite naked after only not putting on their collar.
Some dogs are great at protecting things. Other dogs, not so much. This one will let anyone slip by them provided they are petted and told that they are good.
Not all dog thoughts need to make sense. In fact, most dog thoughts probably don’t. The vast majority of human thoughts are fairly nonsensical as well. Regardless, here are some bizarre dog thoughts.
Dogs aren’t great at making numerical lists. Their ability to count is limited. Regardless, one dog put together a list of things that they love about being a dog.
When there’s a big game on sometimes humans will have their friends over and put out snacks. Dogs are not overly concerned with human sports but they sure do love those snacks.
These two puppers had a job on Halloween. They were to hold up the tubs of candy so humans could pick out one piece each for Halloween. They weren’t the best at enforcing the rules, however.
Lots of people enjoy setting off fireworks for various holidays. Dogs hate this, they hate this so much. They don’t feel fireworks should be set off for any reason.
Dogs love children and children love dogs and we love that about both of them. Here are some dog thoughts that they have about these small humans they sometimes encounter.
You might think your dog is making a mess by getting their hair everywhere, but they see this as spreading their love throughout the home. Don’t vacuum up your dog’s love.
Growing dogs probably notice that as they grow larger, their humans stay the same size. Eventually, the dog must think that they will be the largest in the home.
Do you ever wonder what your dog thinks about the one person in your group of friends who came over and didn’t pet them? Who is this person and why are they not abiding by the rules of the house?
Do you ever look at your dog and just wish that you had their life? They can sleep in whenever they want, they have nothing to do in the morning. Wouldn’t that be better?
This dog is of the belief that if you decide to pick them up and hold them you should not be allowed to go back on this decision. It’s an all-or-nothing thing.
This poor pupper has come to the realization that the one puzzle piece they and their human are missing might have been eaten by them. That’s a self-reflective dog.
You could never get away with telling your dog about Santa Claus. They wouldn’t believe it. If someone comes into the home at night through the chimney, they will know about it and they will let you hear about it too.
When dogs are having fun it is easy to notice. Dogs are very expressive when they are having a good time doing things like sticking their heads out of car windows.
We all have our nightly rituals that we do before we go to bed. Dogs are no different. You have responsibilities towards your dog before bedtime as well.
it must be disappointing for dogs to find something super awesome while out for a walk only to be told that it cannot come back into the house with them when they return.
While dogs might not be overly aware that New year’s Eve is the end of the calendar year, they do love the fact that a giant ball drops. You know, because dogs love balls.
Some people have problems falling asleep because they aren’t able to turn off their brains. All these unwanted thoughts keeping them awake. Dogs often have the same problem.
Dogs are very good teachers. This particular dog wants you to know the way of the universe. If you sit on a floor, they will crawl in your lap. That is the way.
Dogs guard our homes against intruders, rainstorms, loud noises, and many other things both real and imagined. Sometimes they need to practice how to wake everyone up in case of an emergency.
As discussed previously in this article, dogs are very poor list makers. This is as a result of their inability to count. Despite this, one dog put together a list of things they feel their human should try.
50 Laugh out loud ‘dog thoughts’ all dog owners can totally relate to
Ian Carey
01.13.21
Dogs are an interesting species. Many people would love to crawl up inside the head of their dog just to find out what is going on up there. Wouldn’t it be awesome if dogs could talk? Or if we could read their minds? Unfortunately, neither of those two things are possible (right now, anyway).
Sometimes, though, it can be pretty obvious to us what our dogs are thinking, and some people even put those thoughts into text. Here are 50 ‘dog thoughts’ that dog owners will understand perfectly.
