Since most of us are staying at home due to the pandemic, it means more time to discover new crafts and create fresh ideas.
DIYs should be good for your home and for your well-being. They have to at least allow us to indulge ourselves through practical activity which is good for the brain.
However, a few of these DIY projects are purely stupid and useless. Continue reading and see for yourself all these 48 illogical and crazy “DiWHYs” that you would never think really exist!
1. Groovy lava lamp idea
If 60’s lava lamps are too cheesy for your liking, then add a side of beans to the mix. This half-baked idea will make this fava lamp taste that much funnier!
3. “This is the United States’ secret torture method on suspected terrorists.”
If you thought walking on regular heels was torture, consider yourself lucky. At least your wee little piggy toe isn’t being crushed by LEGOS corncobs all the way home.
You won’t even have to worry about breaking a leg when you go for the gold because you’ll already be sitting down. Can’t wait to see this guy put his barstool on ice skates!
5. A bird face corona-mask made from an old CRT monitor?
Who’s the bird-brained idea was this? It’s probably from a new, as-yet-unnamed hacker group trying to best Anonymous and their Guy Fawkes masks with this well-played atrocity.
@wumpanator:
“The Venetian plague doctor x hockey goalie crossover we never knew we needed.”
@e_hoodlum:
“Seriously, the vision it took to see the mask beforehand and cut the pieces to intersect perfectly along curved angles is mind blowing.”
This Monopoly board game is for hardcore enthusiasts only. Instead of getting out of jail for free, you risk getting stoned to death on that little Alcatraz island every time you pass GO.
@AshenPack:
“So you can smack your siblings with one of the rocks when you go bankrupt.”
Now this is some messed up redneck taxidermist sh*t! They forgot to include the broken beer bottles, lawn chairs and used heroin needles in this trailer park deerhouse scene.
So this is what happens when DIY crafters go crazy during the quarantine. They get so sick of constantly washing the dishes, they make these disposable shoe-cups to drink their Bailey’s out of.
Now this is what manly man’s Crocs are supposed to look like! Not that wussy, cleaned-up, vegan-friendly stuff with the head, tail, and appendages chopped off.
Mow your lawn double-wide in double the time with this souped-up mod! Sounds good in theory, but that gap in the middle is going to give your grass a Mohawk cut every single time.
So this is what the tooth fairy has been doing with all the teeth she’s been collecting from unsuspecting kids. She’s been turning it into a side hustle on Etsy!
Some Brit is actually abusing their 100% feedback rating to fool you into buying one of these. Just go nail a boot to a plank of wood and quit being so lazy!
Wish your sucky car had 4WD and a floodlights? Then fake it ’til you make it with this DiWHY getup.
@contiX3:
“Sometimes, I wish I had one of these mounted on the back of my car, hidden inside a fake spoiler or something, and then I could blast people behind me who don’t turn their brights off or tailgate me.”
There’s no need to worry about running out of toilet paper ever again. Just duct tape a flexible shower nozzle to your toilet, set it to “pulse” and you can clean your bum for free!
Want to ramp up your urban cowboy vibes from /DiWHY to /deadlyDIY? Then add some spurs to your flip-flops and no one outside of Texas will eff with you!
24. “I don’t know if this is a German thing but why?”
So when you pour water into the planter and it dribbles out the bottom, does that mean the plant looks like it’s peeing its pants? That would be a pretty cool visual!
How could wearing a pink enema bag necklace that’s been trimmed with dainty lace possibly get any worse? Put some gaudy chandelier crystals on it to make it look like it’s crapping out diamonds!
@GheistKonig:
“It’s like an artistic illustration of passing kidney stones. It shouldn’t be made.”
Been needing a place to set your 2-foot tall cup of coffee? Whatever you can think of, someone who did lots of LSD back in the ’60s has already made it!
@hockey-boy0421:
“I like to refer to it as the ankle penetrator 2000.”
I know, right? How dare they use a couple of sticks instead of ghetto cinderblocks to keep this poor man’s Airstream from rolling away. There goes the neighborhood!
@via_lin:
“The word you looking for is Envy. That thing is an awesome solo camper for a small car to tug.”
I bet you never thought you’d blush at the sight of an ordinary houseplant. But don’t worry, you’re not the only one to think she looks so darned sexy!
@VeeAsimov:
“She’s stunning. Reminds me of the tree nymph in Hercules!”
Have you ever seen a chicken fall over? Well there you go, the logic here is totally sound!
@taocifer666:
“It’s a Baba-Yaga-cycle”
@TheDeadlySpaceman:
“Fun fact: In Colonial America kids would use chicken feet as toys. You know those grabby-claw toys? Same thing. If you cut the foot off you can fish around and find the tendon that controls the toes. Give it a yank (no pun intended) and grabby-grabby.”
37. “Burn it. Burn it now before the curse takes hold!”
This is what happens when voodoo meets high-tech photo face technology! Now you can curse the most-hated people in your life as fast as the inkjet can dry.
@OzzyNozzy4:
“Actual nightmares incoming.”
@AmeliaBedelia021314″
“I’d like to meet the person who thought this was a good idea.”
Would it be politically correct to wheel yourself into work in one of these, even if you’re not mobility-challenged? Because this looks like too much fun to pass up!
@ToxicCan175:
“Bigger wheels make it easier to roll over stuff.”
@particleofdark:
“Plus you won’t get that one weird wheel that just does its own thing.”
39. Nothing says you’re excited like a forest chandelier.
Got a piece of wood? A sticky-on LED light? A ceiling that’s just begging for some action? You go girl, do your crazy DiWHY thing!
@SpecificFortune:
“This is the first post I’ve seen on here in a long time where I was legitimately convinced I was missing something. Nope, literally a piece of wood on the ceiling…”
It’s just your everyday Appalachian dime-store deer hoof shifter. It’s good for scaring out-of-state tourists when they start squealing like piggies in the back of the bus!
