The people didn’t want to lose their sandals so they locked them to the bike as well.

There’s only one problem — anyone could just lift up the whole bike and walk off.

Sure, the wheel won’t turn, but that’s never stopped a criminal before.

“I’ll never forget the time that my mom installed this lock in one of her bathroom drawers when I was a kid,” explains the daughter.

The mom used the drawer to lock away the kids’ phones when they were misbehaving, but they found a way to get in.

“Stop littering, you’re on my camera,” the sign reads.

It points to an old Polaroid camera attached to the roof.

There are definitely a few issues with the setup.

Sometimes, instilling fear into people is the best way to keep your items safe. That’s what this warning label tries to do.

If you steal the man’s stapler, he will track you down and make you pay.

Whoever decided to build the garage on the second story of the house is an absolute genius. You would need a flying car to access it.

Unfortunately, we still have several years at a minimum until those are developed.

This community just installed a new security gate to make sure no one who is unauthorized enters.

Judging by the tracks in the grass though, it doesn’t seem to be working very well. Everyone just drives around.

The tag on the child’s pajamas from China is pretty hilarious.

Just to be safe, they made sure to let the parents know to remove the child before washing. Otherwise, there could be a big problem.

It’s a good idea to be safe when working with power tools. However, we’re not sure if this substitutes as suitable vision protection.

Wearing a plastic bucket on your head probably does more harm than good.

This lock fail was spotted at the gym.

The person must be really trusting. They used a carabiner to close the locker door.

You never know what the Rumba is going to run into. It seems like a pretty risky game to play.

There are a lot of downsides to Rumba roulette and not really any positives that we can think of.

If you are sick and tired of other people using your mug, why not just lock it to the rack? That’s what this person did.

We’re not sure if it is ingenious or just plain crazy.

Goat horns can be kind of dangerous. You never know when they are going to ram somebody with them.

However, this goat is free to do all of the head butting that he wants. But you’ll still end up with a bruise.

The security guard put up a life-size photo of an alert security guard with a shotgun in front of him so he could take a nap.

We’re sure that no one will notice. It looks very realistic.

It’s a pretty ridiculous amount of security for a spoon. It must be made of gold.

Why else would anyone attach a spoon to a long chain like this?

It’s a great idea to put up a sign to make drivers more aware of cyclists.

However, when the sign blocks the entire bike lane, it’s not really helping.

Now the cyclists have to swerve into the traffic lane to avoid it.

We thought the guy wearing a bucket on his head was bad. Then we saw this man.

He uses a sheet of newspaper to keep his face shielded while he operates power tools.

You would think that ATMs would be one of the more secure types of machines. However, this one is held together with duct tape.

Hopefully, no criminals notice the repair job.

There are no doors on this car, so the driver found a new way to keep it secure.

He used a chain to hook it up to a tree like you might do with a bicycle.

It’s an interesting technique.

There is nothing more secure than locking a giant wooden beam to the steering wheel. It’s both ridiculous and effective.

Although, there has got to be an easier way to prevent vehicle theft.

At first glance it looks somewhat secure.

However, the reality is that the motorcycle lock can just be lifted off.

The person didn’t really think it through all the way.

If the gears can’t be shifted, the car won’t be able to move. It’s actually smart thinking.

No one is going to attempt to steal it now.

We’re not exactly sure what this is supposed to do. They went pretty crazy with the chains.

Not only is there one running around the outside doors, but there is also a chain strung through the interior of the vehicle.

The bicycle owner is overly trusting here. The sign can simply be lifted off of the ground.

Let’s hope this was photographed in a low crime area.

If you try and jump on this bike and ride away, you’ll be in for a rude awakening. Especially if you’re a man.

Sure, it’s an easy trap to disable, but that doesn’t make it any less intimidating.

It turns out, handcuffs are multi-purpose. They can be used to lock up bikes as well.

It’s not very traditional, but it works, so why not?

The sign says there is an attack dog on the other side of the fence, but that’s not who comes out to greet the people who come near.

It’s the curious goat – and he looks pretty friendly.

This is some high-tech truck security. It’s a chain running between the frame of the truck and a light post.

We wonder what would happen if they forgot to undo it before driving.

One way to keep people from entering a door is to install it off of the ground in the middle of a wall. Although, it also makes it hard to exit the building through it.

If you aren’t careful, you could end up falling multiple stories.

This fake lock drawing probably won’t stop anyone from opening the cabinet, but it sure is funny.

Someone in the office has too much time on their hands. The boss had better increase their workload!

One way to keep your bike secure is to hang it up so high off of the ground that no one can reach it.

The only problem is how they are going to get it down if they ever want to ride it. It seems like a big hassle.

It looks like the bear didn’t read the sign. It says no bears permitted in the dumpster.

Unfortunately, relying on a bear to read a sign is a pretty bad technique for keeping bears from climbing in.

Normally when there is a gate, it is a attached to a fence.

But not this gate. It’s just decorative.

It must be a really bad neighborhood. The person covered their entire car in a metal case.

Not even the windows can be accessed.

In order to install the air conditioner, two men stood on the one ladder to hold it in place while the other man went out over the ledge on the end of it with the unit.

It’s one of the most dangerous things that we’ve ever seen.

What is the point of having a door with a coded entrance if you are just going to put the code on a sign in the window?

It doesn’t make much sense, but really, most of these security fails don’t make much sense…

“I have identified a flaw in my college’s scissor retention plan,” writes the man.

The fact that someone would try to secure scissors with a string is pretty laughable. It’s not like scissors cut string or anything like that…

It’s important to lock the front gate when leaving the house. Although, this lock isn’t going to do much good.

Someone could just reach right through the bars and undo it.

Just because the sign says the fence is electric doesn’t mean it actually is. It’s pretty funny.

It’s unlikely that it’s going to deter many criminals.

We’re willing to bet no one will try to steal this bike.

However, it’s not a very convenient way to lock it up if you are planning on using it regularly. It is creative though.

This seems like an interesting way to lock the door. The car has a chain with a padlock threaded between the front door window and the back door.

Using the standard locking mechanism of the car is just not secure enough.

It would be pretty hard to steal the toilet paper from this public bathroom. It is secured inside a metal case with a big lock.

One or two small sheets of paper per person are all you are allowed.

They got the red X on the gate so they weren’t allowed to enter. They’ll have to find a different way to get in now.

We wonder what they will do…

Don’t forget your keys!

Otherwise, you might have to walk all the way around this fence in order to get in.